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#1
In a basket with a note saying nothing except that his name is Todd.
What do you do?
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#2
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#3
take care of it and then take it to the orphanage. duh...
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#5
I'd put it on someone else's doorstep and say his name is Jessica
HILT!

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#6
Probably have sex with it.
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#7
"this is a tragedy...WHO IN GOD'S NAME WOULD CALL A KID TODD?!"
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#10
Donate it to the catholic church in return for a place in heaven.
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#11
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#12
Eat him.


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#13
Fire up the grill.
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#14
keep him under the stairs and then send him to hogwarts
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#16
lock it up in the basement
HILT!

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#17
Move it along. I'm in no position financially to even raise myself.

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But if I wasn't in that situation I'd bring him up to be a boss. Like, a serious boss.
#19
i like to punch babies. i'd suspend todd from the ceiling, and beat him untill he was near death. i would then nurse him back to health. and do it again. Repeat until he's old enough to fight back. then its time for him to be discarded.
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#20
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i like to punch babies. i'd suspend todd from the ceiling, and beat him untill he was near death. i would then nurse him back to health. and do it again. Repeat until he's old enough to fight back. then its time for him to be discarded.


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#26
Inb4 Todd Hart posts
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#27
Say something along the lines of, "I'm ain't tryin' to be Branglelina up in this mofucka." and call the police or somebody

Who the hell do you call when something like that happens?
#28
step on it absentmindedly the next day as i'm heading out the door.

sorry todd.
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#29
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Lmao!! I'd probably call the cops or something. I don't like the name Todd
#30
I'd give him my obese biological son's old clothes and make him sleep in a cupboard until some half-giant moron picks him up.
#31
Change his name to Harry and tattoo a lightning bolt on his forehead

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#33
I was going to say something along the lines of Harry Potter, but it's been done.


Call the police I guess
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#34
Cover him in poop, put him in a paper bag and light it on fire. Then put it on your grouchy neighbor, Old Man Clemens' doorstep.
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#35

and an e-cookie to anyone that can quote word for word what flanders prays to save Todd
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#38
If it's in a bun and the basket holds a red and white checked blanket then I'd gobble him up.

Wait no, that's absolutely disgusting and possibly even illegal where I live.

I'd probably bring it to someone else's doorstep, with a note that says "pass it on".
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#40
I'd be all like
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