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How do you have a conversation with a girl? I usually just ask them questions but I've had a few girls be like "why are you asking so many questions?" And I don't really know how to start a conversation with a chick without asking questions.


EDIT: Specifically I mean girls I don't know, I don't have that much trouble talking to chicks I do know, it's just a matter of trying to get to know them and not being strangers. Once we aren't strangers and talk for a little bit I can follow through and get numbers but it's before that part is whats troubling me.
Last edited by purplehaze2242 at Sep 4, 2011,
#2
are you trying to hit on her?
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#3
Conversations are not interviews. Do not conduct them as such.
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#4
"Hello" is always a good start.
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#6
The correct question is "do you want to straddle my naked brazen loin?"
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#7
when talking to her, don't refer to your time with her as conversating with her.
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#9
You should use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system instead of conversating with them
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#10
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Just start talking about what a bitch Britney or Jennifer is. That's all girls talk about ever.


OMG Jennifer is such a two faced bitch!!!

No but talk to them how you do anybody, we arent that different you know.
#11
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Conversations are not interviews. Do not conduct them as such.



Then what do you suggest? I never know what to talk about so I'll find something around the room or about her and start asking questions until it turns into a conversation or the moment is ruined. (not a good stategy at all unless it's self centered girls who love to talk about themselves)
#12
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No but talk to them how you do anybody, we arent that different you know.
That sounds like a bad idea
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Then what do you suggest? I never know what to talk about so I'll find something around the room or about her and start asking questions until it turns into a conversation or the moment is ruined. (not a good stategy at all unless it's self centered girls who love to talk about themselves)

assuming you're not trying to hit on her, don't talk to her unless there's something to talk about
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#16
If the have problems agree with them. "Like oh my God Becky is such a *****" "Yeah, totally" unless they say. "I look fat today" or "My mom is a bitch", "Yeah totally" should work. If she asks for advice make sure you give good advice that benefits her. As for normal conversation, talk about music, sports, the weather, clothes (ex. I got some cool new converse at the mall yesterday), etc.
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#17
I say something unexpected that the wannabe-athletes at my school don't say.

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#18
It would be a fair generalisation to say that 90% of women think irrationally, and therefore converse irrationally, so to converse rationally would be irrational. basically you need to talk about random shite you would never talk about.
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#19
I still can't get over the fact that you said conversate.
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#20
It depends on the girl you're trying to talk to, if it's someone you don't know and you're not trying to hit on her then i wouldn't say anything unless you need to. If it's someone you know then just tell her things, talk about what happened to you that day (work or school or whatever) talk about mutual friends if you have any. Just shoot the shit with her.
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#21
Ask them a question and when they answer continue the conversation from there, don't just keep asking questions.
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#22
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OMG Jennifer is such a two faced bitch!!!

No but talk to them how you do anybody, we arent that different you know.

You are too

Seriously TS, just talk like normal. Don't "bro talk" or anything, but just make jokes, listen to them, reply with personal anecdotes. As long as you don't stare at their chest the entire time or generally be creepy it should be fine.
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#23
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#24
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I do this thing where I talk to women like I talk to anyone else.

I call it "The Curveball"



You're not understanding what I'm saying. I do talk to them like everybody else once I know them, its getting to know them. Thats why I was asking how to start a conversation with a girl so we can either be friends or lovers.
#25
Just talk to them like any other person. They're not that different from you except in the obvious physical ways. They're just people. No need to be intimidated, just talk to them like they're one of the crowd you hang out with.
#26
Conversate? ****ing seriously?

Oh, who am I kidding, I don't give a shit.

Best advice: tell her you don't have a dick. She'll like you more at first, then later you get to experience the joy of proving a woman wrong.
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It would be a fair generalisation to say that 90% of women think irrationally, and therefore converse irrationally, so to converse rationally would be irrational. basically you need to talk about random shite you would never talk about.
Such as "You know like, when your roommate starts smearing his own feces all over the walls? Yeah, mine does it in a counter-clockwise fashion. What about yours"?


Probably not, now that I've thought about it.
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#29
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What, are you waiting for her to tell you how to dazzle her?
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#30
women think conversate is the act of wearing converses.
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#31
usually i try to sneak from behind with the chloroform already on the rag, then i talk to myself in 3rd person as i drive the white van away from the scene of the "conversate".

But seriously, just say hello and be natural.
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women think conversate is the act of wearing converses.

I'd imagine, like most of the educated world, they know that 'conversate' is not a word but an ignorant back-formation.
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Separate Entirely

and this way you can get these chicks back whenever you want



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#34
Quote by Primus2112
You should use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system instead of conversating with them




OT, I usually just go with something in the surroundings. And you don't have to question them constantly. Take one topic you already asked about, then give brief statement on how it's involved in your life. Talk about yourself a bit.
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#35
"Nice ass, sugar tits" and "hey sexy, whats shakin" usually work for girls with a sense of humor and get the reference. for dumb looking girls i usually say shit like "sup" and "hello" and "i see you are wearing a gucci sweater"
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The correct question is "do you want to straddle my naked brazen loin?"


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#37
Psh, all you need is a box of magnum condoms. Drop the box in front of her, and she'll know you have a monster dong. No talking necessary.
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Psh, all you need is a box of magnum condoms. Drop the box in front of her, and she'll know you have a monster dong. No talking necessary.

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#39
This is coming from me, a girl. obviously. haha the whole question thing is a step in the right direction, but can come off as feeling like an interogation and make someone feel uncomfortable. Instead if you wish to continue the question asking since you're the most used to it try asking questions about things that interest you and if they interest her then Wow! look at that you have common ground to start a legitimate conversation and she's most likely to feel more comfortable when there is that common ground.
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don't forget your wad of hundreds, either.


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