I'm not really this mean.
I promise...


I'm all for eugenics.
This may be controversial,
But just to send the population boom into reversal
I may be wrong, maybe the statistics are misleading
But the planets problems could be stopped if everyone stopped breeding
Not forever, obviously
Just a generation or so,
And we could just adopt the kids already here
That are in dire need of decent homes.
The gulf between the haves and have-nots would barely even exist,
If the world had less consumers, and more resources for subsistence.
The weak and the suffering would wither and die,
And we'll cry, for a while
But they wont have created any more unbearable lives. Which would be nice.
Everyone would be happier,
The world would be worth living in
And only then,
Should we start making more people who can **** it up again.
--------------------i'm definitely the alphaest male here--------------------
"Light heartedly dark" is the best way I can describe this.

A really enjoyable read, I liked it.
That would work in theory....It is true...I think i will employ this law when i become ruler of hte world....i will of course credit it to you TS....*insert evil laugh right about........here*
I haz gotten gud

Cannibalism wouldnt work. Bad meat.
--------------------i'm definitely the alphaest male here--------------------
As a poem, it's a bit too straightforward and wordy to be "good". Sounds more like one of my drunken rants than a work of literature, but I like the sentiment of it.

I've always said there should be a mandatory I.Q. level for a person to be allowed to procreate. This would also solve a great many problems...
the odd number of 7 billion people in the world is approaching soon.