#1
Women. Terrifying to the core but we still want to ride them. Kind of like a stallion. With spikes and fire and tits.

Anyways, let's hear some of your best/worst/funniest encounters/successes/failures with women.
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#3
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#4
I find that women are like elephants. Nice to look at but you wouldn't want to keep one.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#5
I once sold one magic beans for a shot at her magic bean.

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#6
I find it pretty silly to be intimidated by women because they're pretty much men except weak and gay.
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#8
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I find it pretty silly to be intimidated by women because they're pretty much men except weak and gay.

This.

Man up people!
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#9
I rape them
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#10
Hell hath no fury, to a woman scorned.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#11
first off: women can be the most vile, disgusting creatures imaginable.

Second: Women can also be beautiful, awesome people.

Third: Cave Story is an awesome game and you should go play it.
#12
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Anyways, let's hear some of your best/worst/funniest encounters/successes/failures with women.


each one involved a sink

Edit: and a fist
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#13
What's a women? Is it a type of animal?? TS made it sound like some sort of fire breathing mythical unicorn
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#14
Quote by slash_GNR666
each one involved a sink

Edit: and a fist

And a plug?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#17
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This one time I tried to talk to this really cute girl and all I could let out was a nervous laugh


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#18
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first off: women can be the most vile, disgusting creatures imaginable.

Second: Women can also be beautiful, awesome people.

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#19
I wasn't gonna post anything but here:

Girl: You just keep shattering my heart, don't think I can put it back together all the time.
Me: I can, I'm great with puzzles.
Girl: You are too good with words, making me swoon.

Facebook is just the easiest way to score with girls.
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#20
Quote by /PurpleWhalez/
I find it pretty silly to be intimidated by women because they're pretty much men except weak and gay.


this so much.
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#21
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I find it pretty silly to be intimidated by women because they're pretty much men except weak and gay.


Tempted to sig...
#22
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I have conquered the elusive COUGAR!!!!!

Tell us how!

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#23
A woman backed up into my car yesterday. Her car took roughly three times as much damage as mine
#24
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I find it pretty silly to be intimidated by women because they're pretty much men except weak and gay.

Sigged.


Bitches aint shit but hoes n tricks. I think my biggest problem is thinking too much with my dick :/
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#25
Woman ? Never been with one. Would love to though... and already have candidates but no confidence...