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#3
That's pathetic man.
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#4
I used to when i was like 14 and insecure lolololol. But nah seriously... that wasn't sarcasm.
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#5
"What happened?? I'll tell you what happened. Viet-God-Damn-NAM is what happened!"

#7
When I was in middle school I wished I had a broken leg so people would carry my books and I could leave class early and people would feel sorry for me.

I might have been a serial killer in the making or some shit.
The lake was silent for some time. Finally it said:
"I weep for Narcissus, but I never noticed that Narcissus was beautiful. I weep because, each time he knelt beside my banks, I could see, in the depths of his eyes, my own beauty reflected."
#8
No. But I have seen some things that have made me wish I were blind. ha ha
#9
I've had dreams like that.

Maybe some kind of subconscious attention whoreyness?
#11
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i dreamed about having a girlfriend last night.
then i woke up and still thought it was all true for about a minute but then i realized i just dreamed it.
that was really disappointing



Karma's a bitch.
#12
ITT: TS seeks more disdain to quote in his sig.
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#14
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"What happened?? I'll tell you what happened. Viet-God-Damn-NAM is what happened!"



GO GET ME A BEER, BITCH
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#18
^ My exact reaction.
I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


Art evokes the mystery without which the world would not exist.

- Rene Magritte
#19
nope

you can always play guitar and be a douchebag :P
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#20
I pretend I'm a multimillionaire. The chicks are hotter bro.
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#21
If you have to pretend to be disabled to get girls' attention, you have no game, bro.
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#23
You're the worst type of person.
Just a sub-par guitar player..

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"Forever alone, together"



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#24
Come on Weirdbag!!!!! you're better than that !!!!!
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#26
Quote by goest
"What happened?? I'll tell you what happened. Viet-God-Damn-NAM is what happened!"


Fuck you sir. After watching 2 seasons of IASIP back to back yesterday I was going to post this exact joke.


Fuck. You. Sir.

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MUFC


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#27
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hey

I wonder if some of you guys like to imagine themselves as blind or hurt or handicapped so you get all the attention and the girls.

i do it all the time.

RIP Gooze

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#28
Weirdbag you're just a great big bag of weird.
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#29
dude. what?
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#31
Yup. I actually faked my own death once to see if a girl from school would notice if I wasn't there. She didn't. She noticed ran I ran over her cat though. Bitch
#32
Yup. I actually faked my own death once to see if a girl from school would notice if I wasn't there. She didn't. She noticed ran I ran over her cat though. Bitch


Well that's umm..
Reminds me of that Family Guy episode where they tried to fake Quegmires death
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#37
The Pit worries me sometimes...
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#38
Quote by Weirdbag
Well that's umm..
Reminds me of that Family Guy episode where they tried to fake Quegmires death


Dude, it's so simple, if you can't get the girl then just hurt her until she gives in and let's you cop a feel. Whether you decide to stop there is up to you.
#39
Quote by Weirdbag
I know



Just talk you them and try not to be too weird.
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