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#1
Heyy all, first thread here

So I usually just lurk, but I've always been kinda nervous to post a thread 'cause I feel like I'd end up looking dumb lol. Which leads me to my question:

What was your first thread/post?
#2
Something retarded.

Edit: Yup

Quote by devourke
... you mean you've only done that once. i got really drunk one time ended up trying to use toilet paper as a condom.


Back when I lied to impress people on the Internet and hated capital letters.
Last edited by devourke at Sep 6, 2011,
#3
Don't know and can't check.


+1 me, assholes. Do it.
Check out my band Disturbed
#5
Quote by StewieSwan
Don't know and can't check.


+1 me, assholes. Do it.


+2

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
#6
Too long ago to remember.

Edit: After looking through all of my threads, I could only find one that didn't make me want to hit myself.

My first 'successful' thread: Shoopworthy?
Quote by Hergiswi

Once I fucked a mountain gorilla and it couldn't even tell me it loved me afterward.
Quote by spanishyanez
Mental you get my vote for making me laugh for more than 3 minutes
Last edited by mental_cookie at Sep 6, 2011,
#8
Quote by StewieSwan
Don't know and can't check.


+1 me, assholes. Do it.


-2

LOL U LOSE U GET NOTHING
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#9
Quote by /PurpleWhalez/
-2

LOL U LOSE U GET NOTHING



I will slay your family.
Check out my band Disturbed
#10
Quote by StewieSwan
I will slay your family.



TOO LATE FGT THE JAPANESE ALREADY DID THAT


LOL U LOSE U STILL GET NOTHING

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#12
From the first thread I posted,

Quote by SlayingDragons
yea, I'm thinking about buying a new guitar, but i suck at picking them out. could i have some help?

k, here are the details. I'm a beginner-intermediate player, play mostly rock, metal, and classic rock. I am on a tight budget, so probably nothing above 200- 300. Any suggestions? thanks.


#14
Quote by UntilISleep
Darmok at Tanagra, his fists closed.


Sokath, his eyes uncovered!!


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#15
Quote by SlayingDragons
From the first thread I posted,





I don't see anything wrong with that post.
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#18
Quote by /PurpleWhalez/
I don't see anything wrong with that post.


I dunno, it's just seems to scream "Ignorant 13-year-old."
#20
Quote by UntilISleep
Darmok at Tanagra, his fists closed.


Quote by StewieSwan
Sokath, his eyes uncovered!!





Nerds
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#21
I have no idea due to the fact I'm usually wasted. Like I was when I joined.
Because, Boobs
#22
Quote by /PurpleWhalez/
Nerds



Quote by blake1221
Nerd.



Shaka, when the walls fell
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#25
Quote by CynX
I have no idea due to the fact I'm usually wasted. Like I was when I joined.



Quote by CynX
Has it been really humid in your place lately? Humidity tends to ruin string tone by "eating" at strings metal causing it to oxidize and cause micro-pitting. Same thing happened to all six of my guitars after a recent, really humid, heat wave.



That was your first post.


Seems you can handle your liquor better than I
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#28
Quote by /PurpleWhalez/
That was your first post.


Seems you can handle your liquor better than I



Really? Holy shit, I think I remember that now. I can handle quite an amount of booze due to the fact I mentioned. I'm always drinking haha I think my body just runs better with it than me being sober.
Because, Boobs
Last edited by CynX at Sep 6, 2011,
#29
The oldest thread I remember was about a black man curb stomping a white teenager for saying ******.
you're a stone fox
#30
Quote by CynX
Really? Holy shit, I think I remember that now. I can handle quite an amount of booze due to the fact I mentioned. I'm always drinking haha I think my body just runs better with it than me being sober.


I'M ABOUT TO BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND



https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/search.php?searchid=7865581&pp=30&page=4
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#32
first thread was about monkeys
turns out they are universally hated
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If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
#35
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1212522

I think that was my first thread it seemed to get a good laugh out of The Pit

As for first post

Pfffttt I have no idea
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#39
Quote by Duffman123
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1171486&page=1&pp=20
That thread contains the most noobish thing I have ever posted on this site.
Oh well, at least it got a few laughs >_>


Clicked it....


Read the thread title...


Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
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