#1
I think there's a lot of negativity surrounding the police on UG, so I thought this video might cheer you up a bit...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkwkqhMKZc
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Indeed.
#5
Police are just like anything else; there are good ones and bastards. Just like cab drivers, doctors, pharmacists, car wash attendants, cashiers, and people in general.

Hating them all based on the actions of a few is stupid and naive. I happen to know a really good cop, and am good friends with him, and I know I'd be pissed if someone shot off at the mouth because of some other experience that didn't involve him.
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#7
FUCK DA POWLEECE!

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#10
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I am let down. I was expecting something more than a old man humping girls who could be his grandchildren.

Wait, this thread was about Heffner?

I didn't watch the video
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#14
I judge them on their actions, not because of a predisposition I have with them.

Although now I know that police can't dance.
#15
I don't hate policemen, I hate policemen who misuse and abuse their power, or get all up in people's business for no reason, instead of attending to their job (both are quite common).

Anyway, that cop looks like a good chap.
#16
Read thread as "POLICE SHANKING."

So I was like, how the **** would a police shanking cheer us up?
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#19
My local police are brilliant: polite, hard working, and generous.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0muoOR93FM

The classic...


Yeah the police are great, I dislike police haters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCTPVXvYUIA&feature=related

They got in trouble for it
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#20
Quote by strat0blaster
Police are just like anything else; there are good ones and bastards. Just like cab drivers, doctors, pharmacists, car wash attendants, cashiers, and people in general.

Hating them all based on the actions of a few is stupid and naive. I happen to know a really good cop, and am good friends with him, and I know I'd be pissed if someone shot off at the mouth because of some other experience that didn't involve him.

I happen to know several piece of shit rat bastard cops. And no good cops. They're shit eating grins piss me off to no end, and they enforce the law of retards. They're a tool of the wealthy to keep the poor off their stuff. **** em with a rake.

EDIT: But for real, fuck da police.
Last edited by captaincrunk at Sep 6, 2011,
#21
Quote by captaincrunk
I happen to know several piece of shit rat bastard cops. And no good cops. They're shit eating grins piss me off to no end, and they enforce the law of retards. They're a tool of the wealthy to keep the poor off their stuff. **** em with a rake.




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#22
Quote by strat0blaster
Police are just like anything else; there are good ones and bastards. Just like cab drivers, doctors, pharmacists, car wash attendants, cashiers, and people in general.

Hating them all based on the actions of a few is stupid and naive. I happen to know a really good cop, and am good friends with him, and I know I'd be pissed if someone shot off at the mouth because of some other experience that didn't involve him.


Wrong-o, Bob. All car wash attendants are dicks.