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Quote by MSNBC
By Lori Preuitt

A Pleasanton family came home from their latest trip to Tahoe with a bear of a tale.

A bear literally totaled the McCarthy family's 2002 Prius after getting stuck inside.

Brian McCarthy said he and his wife were awakened by a honking horn outside their cabin and when they investigated the source of the sound they found a very angry bear had become trapped inside their car.

"He ripped out the back seat. There's nothing left. There's nothing left inside of our Prius. Gone," Brian McCarthy said.

He said the event got even scarier when the car started rolling toward a neighbor's home.

"The car was gone. The bear's gotten the car in neutral. He just ripped the gears shift down," Cece McCarthy said.

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The Prius slammed into a neighbor's front yard. A few boulders on the front lawn stopped it from hitting the house.

That impact must have freed up something to allow the bear to escape, because the bear ran off after that and hasn't been seen since.

"There's no locking mechanism. Nothing. So he must have gone right through because there's no paneling left on the door," Brian McCarthy said. The animal left its mark tearing up the nice interior into a pile of junk.

The McCarthy's said they don't have a clue why the bear entered their car in the first place. They said the only things inside the vehicle were a beach towel, some CDs and a phone charger.


I guess nature really does like Priuses more than other cars.

(and don't worry, this will be my last bear thread for a while)
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The bear's gotten the car in neutral.


So I guess it's true...bears are better drivers than women.
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So I guess it's true...bears are better drivers than women.



A Pleasanton family came home from their latest trip to Tahoe with a bear of a tale.


Awful, awful pun..if you want to make a crap pun, at least make one that makes sense!
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That must have been hard to bear.
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So I guess it's true...bears are better drivers than women.


true
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Talk about a kodiak moment.
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Quote by AeroRocker
So I guess it's true...bears are better drivers than women.


Gonna need a flameshield from the man hating feminists for that

OT: It's a prius, seems like nature doesn't like them.
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Talk about a kodiak moment.



You already made that joke.
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Talk about a kodiak arrest.
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Quote by Kensai
Talk about a kodiak arrest.

I can bearly stand this sh*t anymore..


Actually, I like it..


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"...and so the bear wept, for when he started the vehicle, he roared "Don't stop me now!", not realizing that it was too late, and he was already driving a Toyota..."
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Talk about a kodiak arrest.


now that pun is just horrible. You americans know what i mean, right?

but too bad it wasn't a moose, cause then they called have called A. a. a. i'll say it sure is gonna be tough to get this fixed up.
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