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#1
i need to write a speech
for speech class and i have
no idea what to write about
does anyone have any ideas
for me
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#2
does it matter what the speech is about? whats a general idea?
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#3
rights for sloth bears in Sri Lanka
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#5
Write a speech about speeches.

Speechception.

Man, those Inception jokes are getting truly unfunny.
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#6
Quote by joestrat5000
does it matter what the speech is about? whats a general idea?

it can be about
anything, it just has
to last 1 min. 30
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#7
Write a speech about a speech about Inception. Speechceptionception.


Quote by tortilla
it can be about
anything, it just has
to last 1 min. 30


How about just "This is my speech, and I'll talk if I want to" and talk really slowly.
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#10
Quote by TextOnTheScreen
Write a speech about a speech about Inception. Speechceptionception.
Or a speech about a speech about a speech about Inception. Speechceptionceptionception.
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#11
write about how you've developed your unique typing style
HILT!

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#14
Quote by OliOsbourne
write about how
you've developed your
unique typing style
Fixed
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#16
Whatever you do
Make sure you write the whole speech
Only in haiku

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#17
Quote by OliOsbourne
write about how you've developed your unique typing style


When I first saw it I honestly thought he was doing free verse poetry.
#18
The landing on the moon was a hoax. (if persuasive)

The affects of caffeine on the body (informative)

Why low carbohydrate diets are the best diets. (informative)

I did these speeches for my summer class. Got an A-
The lake was silent for some time. Finally it said:
"I weep for Narcissus, but I never noticed that Narcissus was beautiful. I weep because, each time he knelt beside my banks, I could see, in the depths of his eyes, my own beauty reflected."
#19
Just do a speech on how easy it is to make things awkward, it would be easy.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is my speech on how easy it is to make things awkward."

Drops pants and stands there silently for a minute and a half, staring intensely at the closest male.

"Thank you".

I'm just like the Jonas Brothers,

I'm no longer relevant and write mediocre music.


#21
maybe
you
should
write
about
a
speech
about poetry and inception
and speeches about inception's speeches

Speechpoemceptionception.
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#23
Quote by CPDmusic
Just do a speech on how easy it is to make things awkward, it would be easy.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is my speech on how easy it is to make things awkward."

Drops pants and stands there silently for a minute and a half, staring intensely at the closest male.

"Thank you".

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#24
i wrote a speech today in my speech class informing the class that they are all candy bars.

they have shells (false presentations)

they have insides (who they realy are)

they melt (they will goo together in troubled situations and become a mess)


my speech was five min though....you could make it short if you had to though...
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#26
Write about how guitar has changed your life and then ask us how it has changed your life.
#27
Write about how you couldn't come up with any ideas for your speech.
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#28
I think
you should
write a
speech
about the
difficulties of
writing a speech
like that other
guy said.
you're a stone fox
#29
I have a serious idea.

Do a speech on why Tau (τ should be used instead of pi.

Tau is 2(pi), and instead of being Circumference/diameter, it's Circumference/Radius.

Here's a video that helps a lot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG7vhMMXagQ
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#30
stealing underpants for fun and profit in the gnome wars of the mid-2000's. A retrospective.
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#31
Quote by Saint78
I think
you should
write a
speech
about the
difficulties of
writing a speech
like that other
guy said.

i've already done
that before
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#33
Quote by tortilla
i've already done
that before


Write a
speech about
Jim Morrison
and the effect
he had on
the world
and why he
grew a beard
and got fat
before he died.
Call it the
Jim Morrison
effect.
you're a stone fox
#35
It doesn't matter
what you speak about,
but you absolutely
must speak in the
same fashion that
you type in.
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Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.


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#36
Quote by TheSPillow
I have a serious idea.

Do a speech on why Tau (τ should be used instead of pi.

Tau is 2(pi), and instead of being Circumference/diameter, it's Circumference/Radius.

Here's a video that helps a lot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG7vhMMXagQ


**** tau
i don't know why i feel so dry
#38
Write a speech about 4'33 by John Cage.

In other words, don't write a speech.
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#39
Quote by doomded
It doesn't matter
what you speak about,
but you absolutely
must speak in the
same fashion that
you type in.

how do i
do that?
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#40
Or write
a speech
about marijuana
legalization
and 4:20,
seeing as
you're a hippy.
you're a stone fox
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