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Believe the hype because this bad boy reallllyyyy lives up to it's reputation. There's simply no sound you can dial in that sounds bad. Took my DSL to a whole new level of awesomeness. I use it on the crunch channel with very little dirt and crank the pedal to get into glorious tone territory. Cleans up real well with playing dynamics. Get one of these if you can!
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nice one mate enjoy!
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