You have no idea how close I am to breaking this ****ing stupid thing in half. I have tried, unsuccessfully, to tune the high e string but to no avail. Hit it remotely hard and it will go straight back ****ing out. Not only that, it makes some strange, irritating ****ing noises. The pickguard is a squeaky piece of shit. The snot green tuners make me want to vomit. I have had this guitar for two months. I loved it at first.

Ok, I make it sound worse than it is. The e string is ****ing annoying though. Why it won't go in tune I do not know, but I've been seriously close to smashing the thing because it won't go in tune.