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#1
Two questions, assuming the choice is between a proper, semi-conservative (not politics-wise) girl and a more liberated girl:

Which would be easier for you to approach?

Which would you want to have a relationship with?

The proper girl wears button-downs, takes 15 credit hours, does the internship, has a plan. She is old-school when it comes to manners and expects the guy to be a gentlemen.She's a private person. Rarely seen in an intoxicated state, her idea of a fun date is going to the movies, going bowling, having dinner. She goes to parties but again, it is rare.

The liberated girl is more carefree and goes go-kart racing, frequents the bars, and is almost always seen with celebrating her body through her clothes. She doesn't care about what people think of her and is very open about her life. She lives in the moment, works at the burger joint and is part of the roller derby team.

(generalization here.)
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#4
Roller derby team? When has anyone in civilized society ever come across a roller ****ing derby team?!
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#7
I'd rather bum a man.
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I'd rather **** a dude.

This.

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Roller derby team? When has anyone in civilized society ever come across a roller ****ing derby team?!

There are a lot of them in the States.
#13
Second one sounds great.

EDIT: To people saying the second girl sounds like a slut... really? Because she wears revealing clothes?

Yeah, okay.
#14
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I think there has to be a balance between the two. It may lean towards the second one though.

Well um, seeing as how the majority prefers to have a balance between the two...that wouldn't make this an interesting topic for a thread would it?
#16
Roller derby girl sounds annoying as shit.

I'd have more in common with the girl who does the internships and has a plan and so on, however they both seem like cartoon characters.
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#17
Uh, typical girl 1 goes ****ing crazy on the weekends when their work/school is done. They are just good at hiding their mischievous side.

I'd still prefer girl 2 though. As it fits with my lifestyle too. Winging it and living in the moment.
#21
This is going to get really sexist, really fast.

OT: based on the descriptions I like the "proper girl". with the "liberated" girl, all these problems arise from her getting drunk and kissing and sexing other guys. Then there's the arguments about why her boobs are always hanging out, it's just an overall shit storm that I'd rather avoid.

Plus I enjoy the same kinds of dates as the proper girl, as opposed to all the parties and shit.
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#22
I'm glad I'm not a girl really, I'd hate to have guys put labels on me for no apparent reason.

Also, that second description sounds a lot like me, except I'm a dude. So I guess I'm a man-slut.

#24
Girl 1 often is just as fun once you get to know her. Girl 1 would be a better bet than 2 I think.
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#25
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Uh, typical girl 1 goes ****ing crazy on the weekends when their work/school is done. They are just good at hiding their mischievous side.


i was going to say this.

so yea, i'd pick girl 1
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#26
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those are the two options?

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what if i stab myself while writing my vote with the pen i'm writing with? THIS SUCKS I HATE LIFE
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#28
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what if i stab myself while writing my vote with the pen i'm writing with? THIS SUCKS I HATE LIFE


We use marker pens free of toxic substances. Go ahead and jab yourself with that soft ended marker pen, it'll all be fine.
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#29
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#30
rich redneck vs poor redneck?

I'd go by the name Emilio and have a threesome then dump them.
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#34
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#35
I'd rather the first one by far. the second one sounds like she's really really dumb and really slutty
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#36
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I'm glad I'm not a girl really, I'd hate to have guys put labels on me for no apparent reason.


This is a good post. Luckily the spectrum of females is a bit wider than 2 personality types.
#37
I didn't realise there were only two options. I was going to say "deceased" too...
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#38
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+1


Both choices are too vague for me to take preference. I'm more of a 'shy-on-the-outside-psycho-on-the-inside-girl' kinda guy.
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#40
Which would be easier for you to approach?

First one sounds boring, the other girl seems to be the perfect one night stand so def number 2. But this only applies if she's pretty (read big boobs and a face that would not require to be covered while having sex, and not fat please)

Which would you want to have a relationship with?

LOL, Id rather kill myself.

But TS those girls are so stereotypical, you have to make me believe in your characters.
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