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What's the weirdest thing you've ever masturbated to?

For me, it was this weird porn consisting of "martian princesses" which were two girls with purple wigs on, painted green and purple around their entire bodies with plastic antenas too and they were in like this weird place and they started preforming various sexual acts to eachother.
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Quote by FlyingPirahna
Did you join just to post this thread?



I'm trying to improve the pit. Now tell me what's the weirdest thing you've masturbated to.
#6
Quote by purplehaze2242
I'm trying to improve the pit. Now tell me what's the weirdest thing you've masturbated to.





EDIT: You can't improve the pit, it's already running at its Carnot efficiency with the given users.
The content of this signature is pretty much irrelevant
#8
Quote by FlyingPirahna
Did you join just to post this thread?

No, he also joined to make a mirror of a thread from a month or so back (which he has already deleted).
West Ham United
#10
I fapped to..... oh good god I need help.
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#12
This thread.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#14
Intimate sex between two people who obviously care about eachother.
Quote by EndTheRapture51
hard sciences don't have correct and incorrect answers actually
#15
Some animation where a blonde teacher does some satanic ritual, grows two penises and rapes a couple of girls. Bible Black, probably
#16
Quote by purplehaze2242
I'm trying to improve the pit. Now tell me what's the weirdest thing you've masturbated to.

Son/Daughter, it's your lucky day. PAPSMERTS can assist in all of your Pit-going needs.

OT This thread.
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in front of a mirror
My Gear:
BC Rich Gunslinger Retro Blade
Vintage V100 Paradise + SD Alnico Pro Slash APH-2's
1963 Burns Short Scale Jazz Guitar
Dean Performer Florentine
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Orange Micro Terror + cab
Digitech Bad Monkey
Zoom G2G
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The outline of a woman on a box of tampons.

I got caught


No fucks were given.


lulEDIT:
Quote by StewieSwan
Intimate sex between two people who obviously care about eachother.


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Last edited by /PurpleWhalez/ at Sep 7, 2011,
#21
Quote by StewieSwan
Intimate sex between two people who obviously care about eachother.


Seek help.
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#22
Passionate sex between two consenting adults, one of which was male and the other was female. Both had realistic bodies, nothing on the girl looked fake and the guy was not a bodybuilder. Neither overplayed their role, there was no exaggerated moaning or screaming, and when finished the guy did not ejaculate on her face. It was the weirdest porn I've ever seen.
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Quote by Ghostmaker
Passionate sex between two consenting adults, one of which was male and the other was female. Both had realistic bodies, nothing on the girl looked fake and the guy was not a bodybuilder. Neither overplayed their role, there was no exaggerated moaning or screaming, and when finished the guy did not ejaculate on her face. It was the weirdest porn I've ever seen.


..so no tentacles?
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Quote by Ghostmaker
Passionate sex between two consenting adults, one of which was male and the other was female. Both had realistic bodies, nothing on the girl looked fake and the guy was not a bodybuilder. Neither overplayed their role, there was no exaggerated moaning or screaming, and when finished the guy did not ejaculate on her face. It was the weirdest porn I've ever seen.

Hold up, where did he ejaculate if not on the chicks face? Is that legal?
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Quote by Ghostmaker
Passionate sex between two consenting adults, one of which was male and the other was female. Both had realistic bodies, nothing on the girl looked fake and the guy was not a bodybuilder. Neither overplayed their role, there was no exaggerated moaning or screaming, and when finished the guy did not ejaculate on her face. It was the weirdest porn I've ever seen.

Dude. That's some ****ed up shit.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#27
Quote by RU Experienced?
Hold up, where did he ejaculate if not on the chicks face? Is that legal?

He must have missed and hit her in the tits. That's the only explanation that's plausible.
#29
Quote by MakinLattes
He must have missed and hit her in the tits. That's the only explanation that's plausible.



But...isn't that how girls get pregnant?
#30
Quote by SkepsisMetal
But...isn't that how girls get pregnant?

NO! You have to do it in the butt for her to get pregnant! Don't they teach you this shit in school?
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#31
Quote by MakinLattes
He must have missed and hit her in the tits. That's the only explanation that's plausible.


No, no, no! I'm assuming he ejaculated INSIDE her, but I have no way of knowing as there were NO CLOSEUPS OF ANY SEMEN!
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Quote by SkepsisMetal
But...isn't that how girls get pregnant?


Don't be rediculous conception happens from holding hands. That's why I make my children wear gloves at all time. It's rediculous to expect abstinence so I'm sure to provide them with proper glovewear.

These people don't even know where a baby comes from. That's the problem with America today.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
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Semen? South Park said if you pee in the girl she gets pregnant, that's why you pee on her legs you dumbass
pinga
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Quote by Ghostmaker
No, no, no! I'm assuming he ejaculated INSIDE her, but I have no way of knowing as there were NO CLOSEUPS OF ANY SEMEN!

NOT EVEN A CREAM PIE SHOT?!?!
#37
Quote by genghisgandhi
Facebook pictures of a girl I sit next to on the bus.

Think we've all done that once or twice my friend.
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Quote by Gorelord666
NO! You have to do it in the butt for her to get pregnant! Don't they teach you this shit in school?



Quote by tayroar
Don't be rediculous conception happens from holding hands. That's why I make my children wear gloves at all time. It's rediculous to expect abstinence so I'm sure to provide them with proper glovewear.

These people don't even know where a baby comes from. That's the problem with America today.





Well I'm not from America. Maybe you guys have hands that are biologically wired differently.
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Quote by ampoverload
I'm 12 and what is this?


Pronunciation:/ˈmastəbeɪt/

verb
[no object]
stimulate one’s genitals with one’s hand for sexual pleasure:
we do not like to admit that we masturbate
[with object] stimulate the genitals of (someone) to give them sexual pleasure:
they masturbated each other in the long grass below the tennis courts

Oxford dictionary brah
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