#1
Do you abhor Christianity? Well Fuck you, at least that's what Rob has to say. If you want to raze the world, bang your head to the voice of a soaring windhover melting your face, and exalt heavy fucking metal all the way to the top of Mt. Sinai, then look no further.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUxa0zJoUnY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3iOWpMWtdM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgLduKclNFs

http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Rob_Rock/Garden_of_Chaos/164588

Enjoy.
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Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
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#2
Queers.
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Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#3
Sooo, is this band actually good or were you mocking his Christian ideals?
Matthew 5:5 - "Blessed are the meek: for they shall Beherit the earth."
#4
No, this band is awesome. I just know that most people on here are not sympathetic to Christianity, especially when it involves music. Personally, I don't mind the lyrics because Rob's voice is amazing, but I know some might have a hard time looking past the overt Christian themes.
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#6
Just give it a shot, you can't judge an album by its cover!
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#7
Quote by The Virtuoso
No, this band is awesome. I just know that most people on here are not sympathetic to Christianity, especially when it involves music. Personally, I don't mind the lyrics because Rob's voice is amazing, but I know some might have a hard time looking past the overt Christian themes.


Haha, I just wasn't sure because I have probably never seen a regular here promote or recommend a Christian band. I'll give em a listen, despite the atrocious album cover arts.
Matthew 5:5 - "Blessed are the meek: for they shall Beherit the earth."
#8
I was surprised by the lyrical content as well, but I had them highly recommended to me, so I decided to give them a chance; and this is actually a pretty damn good album if you can get past the lyrics, that is assuming that you have a problem with them.
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#9
I tried, not my thing,I'm not a big HM/PM kind of guy though.
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#10
Considering that I am a born again, I have no problem with the lyrics. The problem is finding Christian metal bands that aren't putting out mediocre material. The first 2 songs I listened to in the OP were ok, but I didn't find it remarkable in any way. Then again, I'm only into a couple of power metal type bands. Oh well, I'll always have Trouble's first two albums at least ;0
Matthew 5:5 - "Blessed are the meek: for they shall Beherit the earth."
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#11
zomg i hate this guy...his the reason metalicer made the black album. **** rob rock!!!!!!111!
#14
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Well, it's better than the shitty albums he produced with Metallica.


>_>

He wasn't a producer. He played bass, didn't he?
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#15
Quote by AnnihiSlateR
Would I be right in thinking he's the same guy who sang for Impellitteri?


You would be correct in your thinking sir.
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#16
Quote by Senor Kristian
He wasn't a producer. He played bass, didn't he?

I have no idea. Never really payed much attention to it anyway.
#20
Quote by unfathomable_bo
Can't get past the cringe factor

There is still only one Christian themed band that I can tolerate

Deicide?

Neuroma?
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