"Detective Gary Hassen told San Diego's 10News that the clerk had never heard of Gumby. It's reported he described the character as a green SpongeBob SquarePants."

This has to be a joke.
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.

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i cant pt into emoticons how hard i laugherd at this article


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
I hope the clerk shouted "Fuck you Gumby!", that would've made my night.

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Mental you get my vote for making me laugh for more than 3 minutes
this is near my moms house actually. :/ but yet its still very, very, funny
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Ahahahahaha this is almost as stupid as the dude trying to brake his car with his feet

Nothing is that stupid. This is pretty damn funny, regardless.