#3
"Detective Gary Hassen told San Diego's 10News that the clerk had never heard of Gumby. It's reported he described the character as a green SpongeBob SquarePants."

#4
This has to be a joke.
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Strike him down with sleight of hand.
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Then God himself must be damned.


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#5
i cant pt into emoticons how hard i laugherd at this article
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#7
I hope the clerk shouted "Fuck you Gumby!", that would've made my night.

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#8
"There is no word yet as to whether Gumpy's sidekick Pokey was involved."
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#9
this is near my moms house actually. :/ but yet its still very, very, funny
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#11
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Ahahahahaha this is almost as stupid as the dude trying to brake his car with his feet

Nothing is that stupid. This is pretty damn funny, regardless.