#5
I got drunk with a moose once.
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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#7
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^Absolute. Uncompromising. 100% pure, fresh. Solid. Gold.

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That might be my favorite shoop I have ever seen on here.



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#9
I've gotton lots of ladybugs high. Its kinda funny, when its clear they just have no idea whats going on for a couple minutes.

I've slit the throats of clergymen and governors
Those bloated swine...
May their screams unhinge a thankless crown
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<= last.fm


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Everyone is cunts.
#10
Must be an elkoholic
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Haters gonna hate
#11
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Must be an elkoholic

Also used in the last thread... unless you used the same joke twice >.>
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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ilikeyou.

not hated
#12
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I got drunk with a moose once.

What was it like getting drunk with your wife?