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#1
Good evening, gentlemen. I've been growing facial (and...other) hair since 7th grade. When you're in 7th grade, it's just peach fuzz. But now I'm 16 and, while most of my hair is a rich brown, my "mustache" hair is still light. I'm am confuzled. Explain.


Also, don't bitch about me being in high school and growing facial hair. It's a running joke that I look like I've graduated and am a teacher.
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#3
Itll grow in

im 18 and mine still isnt completely thickened in yet and i still have 1 patch left (on my jaw bone it sucks) and ive been growing facial hair since 13ish


basically everyone is different and it will grow in


i vote this be official facial hair thread
#4
what do you expect at the age of 16? a 2 meter long grey wizardbeard?
#5
idk man. I have a pretty strong goatee and can grow a mustache in a few days, but growing the sides takes months.
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#6
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lulz I remember you.

Finally, someone's said this.

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what do you expect at the age of 16? a 2 meter long grey wizardbeard?

No, but I've had pretty over-achieving facial hair since I was 12. It's just weird that the part I've had the longest is the lightest color.

EDIT: Yes.
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#7
Man, I'm 21 and can still barely grow a 'stache. It takes a lot of time. You'll look back on your current facial hair in a year and go "Jesus, that looked awful." And you'll do it the year after that. And the year after that. And the year after that.
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#8
if i was you i would shave your mustache off...nothing looks more dirty and bogan like if you have a dirty little mustache in high school
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#9
well time will take care of that i guess

for me, i'm 20 and it grows but it's not that thick yet and also slightly lighter than my hair color
#10
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what do you expect at the age of 16? a 2 meter long grey wizardbeard?


That's what I have, my pubes are the eighth wonder of the world.
you're a stone fox
#11
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It's just weird that the part I've had the longest is the lightest color.



dye it purple.
#12
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what do you expect at the age of 16? a 2 meter long grey wizardbeard?


Yeah. Wait, is that not normal?
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#13
I'm 19. I can grow a solid mustache in about 4 days, chin beard in 5. Nothing connects though
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#16
I should shave my mustache and grow out my sideburns and beard.

EDIT: OMG NICE ^^^
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#17
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<-- Full man beard right hurr. My beard is similar to Casey Crescenzo's... but more beardy. I'm 18. I had a legit porn stache in the 6th grade.


I see why your name is fluffymuffins.
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#18
15 facial hair same colour as hair (very dark brown) Can grow a good "stache in a week and can connect with side burns in a month. My legs are also the hairest legs I have ever seen other than my dad's. My nickname is Wookie.
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#19
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I see why your name is fluffymuffins.


Nah it's hinting at his pubes.
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#21
I'm 16 and I can grow a full goatee. I just don't because I need my hair to grow out more and because I end up looking way older. Some kid cutting class thought I was a teacher once because of it and was so scared. That was extremely funny.
#22
protip: facial hair looks ****ing retarded in high school
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#23
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That used to be my nickname!

Let's start a group!
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#24
It takes time just deal with it.....the mustache is the last thing to grow thick.....Just wait a few more years....or

start eating a bunch of birth control pills they will help you grow more facial hair
I haz gotten gud
#25
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Nah it's hinting at his pubes.


I was hinting that fluffymuffins is a porn name and he made child porn in 6th grade.
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#26
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I'm 16 and I can grow a full goatee. I just don't because I need my hair to grow out more and because I end up looking way older. Some kid cutting class thought I was a teacher once because of it and was so scared. That was extremely funny.

A new kid asked me if I was the band teacher this year. Made my day
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#27
I have that, but the lighter part is the very top of the burns, right where it connects to head hair, so unless you get close it looks like an inch gap where I can't grow hair
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#29
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you should've said yes and trolled him

EVERYTIME THAT HAPPENS I FORGET AND THEN REMEMBER HALF A SECOND LATER.
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#30
Well than don't forget
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#31
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protip: facial hair looks ****ing retarded in high school


lulz u were probably the kid who couldn't grow shit
#32
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lulz u were probably the kid who couldn't grow shit

This. Although it doesn't work on some people. Having a deep voice helps a lot.
#33
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This. Although it doesn't work on some people. Having a deep voice helps a lot.

and how.

EDIT: And manly chest hair.
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#34
manly chest hair is a must
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#35
The stash is the last part to grow in fully, and in comparison to the rest of your facial hair, grows in the slowest and least thick. I've been able to grow facial even longer then you, since grade 5 (lolol), but it wasn't until I was about 18 or 19 that I could grow a decent stash, and I still don't grow any hair between my stash and chin to make a full goatee despite being able to grow anything else in under a week.

The fact of the matter is stashes are ugly and even worse when they aren't grown in properly. The only way the work is if the blend into the beard and basically connect everything else together.
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#36
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Man, I'm 21 and can still barely grow a 'stache. It takes a lot of time. You'll look back on your current facial hair in a year and go "Jesus, that looked awful." And you'll do it the year after that. And the year after that. And the year after that.


Your balls haven't dropped you ****ing ass face. But in relation to the thread, I have a full beard. Kinda like Zach Galafinakis' beard.
#38
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Your balls haven't dropped you ****ing ass face. But in relation to the thread, I have a full beard. Kinda like Zach Galafinakis' beard.


You have the ass face if you're sporting a beard that's supposed to look stupid.
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You have the ass face if you're sporting a beard that's supposed to look stupid.


You pig ****er, whose talking to you??!!!
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