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#1
So as much as we love our favourite bands and love to shout their praises to everybody we know.....sometimes we have to diss them, just for lulz.

Example:

Dream Theater is so overrated. All John Petrucci does is shred all day with no feeling or soul. And Mike Portnoy's fills are so easy they could be improved on tenfold by a 3 year old midget baby with a missing arm who has only been playing drums for 20 minutes.

Let the flame fest begin!!!

EDIT:

Only bash your own favourite bands. Don't take someone else's bashing of their favourite band and say shit like 'But that's true..'. Keep to bashing your own band, otherwise you ruin the fun of it.
Last edited by NakedInTheRain at Sep 8, 2011,
#2
But I actually dislike Dream Theater.

OT: Omg Pantera sucks! Dimbug has liek no mids on his tone! And then all Phil does is yell into the mic about random shit while vinny bangs the drums and Rex walks around like a loser!

And then OMG Electric Wizard is terrible! All they do is make noise and smoke weed which maeks gawd h8 u!
Last edited by FearMyLightning at Sep 8, 2011,
#3
dream theater are shit thou...

ot. beatles are shit, they play the same chords all the time, which is actually pretty true for their earlier stuff
Last edited by teh_goon at Sep 8, 2011,
#4
Micheal Todd is a terrorist.

Also acid reflux.


Travis is fat.
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#6
The Beatles are terrible, they never expanded their horizons and learned instruments not common to the western world
#7
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If kirk Hammett didn't step on the wah pedal so much,his solos would suck

His solos suck either way.
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#8
I listen to a lot of punk so must of my favorite bands write very simple music, I like Nirvana but I think they should have kept the the same style/sound they had on Bleach because in my opinion it was definitely there best album and Nevermind is way overrated. I enjoy listening to Dragonforce but I do realize that their music is extremely cheesy.
#10
Varg Vikernes is a poo poo head and a meanie.
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#11
Coheed and Cambria sounds like a choir boy who was fired and had an aluminum bat shoved up his.
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#12
god damit billie joe pull up your god dam pants you are 39 and are not totally hip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!just call it quits and dont put out another shitty rock opra.....

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(i love the 21st and American idiot though....)
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#14
kirk hamsters solos do suck,his tone is total crap his over use of the wah pedal is incredible i hate the basterd
#19
Kurt Cobain was a whiny bitch.
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#20
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Kurt Cobain was a whiny bitch.


Damn straight.
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#21
jimi hendrix's voice
sounded gay at woodstock
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#22
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#23
those silly Suffocation guys and their silly Lawn Guyland accents.

Sunn O))) just sounds like someone left the air conditioner on all day.

that Earl Scruggs, he plays the same damn lick in every song ever.

Shawn Lane just plays too fast. too many notes, and he's fat.

that Buckethead guy just has the bucket as a gimmick, that's all.

if you switched 2 Cannibal Corpse songs in the middle, who'd notice?

stupid Brain Drill, it's just mindless diminished 7th arpeggios and blasts!

Ahab only ever plays slow because they suck and can't play fast!

King Diamond sounds like a silly little Justin Bieber wannabe when he sings.

Allan Holdsworth didn't really play all those tuplets, he was just out of time!

Chet Atkins played clean because he was sloppy and couldn't handle distortion.

Ornette Coleman's playing sounds like a flock of seagulls... and not the band.

John Coltrane improvised his solos because he wasn't good enough to learn them.

Mick Barr has never realized that the point of music is to not sound like shit.

Bill Monroe must have been a real dick cause he had so many people leave his band.

Bolt Thrower actually let a girl in their band, probably because they are nerds.

Stevie Ray Vaughan was real sloppy and he ripped off Jimi Hendrix.

Behold... the Arctopus never realized that more strings does not equal better.

Hayseed Dixie can't even write original songs, so they have no talent.

Obscura is just a ripoff of Necrophagist, they have half the same members.

Shamaatae is a loser because he can't get anyone to play in Arckanum.

Creed flat out sucks.
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#27
Skillet's last album was nearly the same as the previous album, just with a new drummer. The flow of the album was the exact same.

Awesome opener
Something cool and simple to calm us down for the slow song
Slow song
Two more upbeat songs, one of which being the title track
more upbeat songs
Heavy song
Slow song
Very cool next-to-last song
Tear-jerkingly sad final song.

Still, I love Skillet to death.
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#28
The Human Abstract sucks ass at holding a stable line-up.
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#29
one time, Dez from devildriver kicked a Nazi out of a concert I was at.

Idk if that counts, but it was really awkward O_O
#30
Quote by NakedInTheRain

Example:

Dream Theater is so overrated. All John Petrucci does is shred all day with no feeling or soul. And Mike Portnoy's fills are so easy they could be improved on tenfold by a 3 year old midget baby with a missing arm who has only been playing drums for 20 minutes.

Was that just an example or do you actually feel this way?

because if you do then
#31
Led Zep:

In Through The Out Door sucked.

Presence sucked (except for Achilles Last Stand).

Robert Plant shouldn't have attempted to sing Over the Hills and Far Far Away live in the same key as he did on the recording. His voice changed because of it, and he became half as good as he used to have been.

"The Crunge" and "D'yer Mak'er"-Wtf kind of joke is this.

Jimmy Page-You were 1000X better in 1968-1971 than you were during any other time in your career. (My opinion anyway).

aaaaaaand other than that, Led Zeppelin is my favourite band of all time.
#32
Tool's fans are pretentious assholes, Jack White's tone sucks, and Streetlight Manifesto takes too long to write an album.
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#34
Also Jonny Craig is a douche. No lie. That "smooth like a baby's bottom" voice combined with will swan carrying the band along almost make dgd a good live band. Almost.
#35
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Was that just an example or do you actually feel this way?

because if you do then

if you look really carefully, the first line of the quote you copied says 'example'.
#36
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Streetlight Manifesto takes too long to write an album.


While this is true, when they actually come out with one, holy shit >.>
#38
Geddy Lee has an ear-piercing, whiny, feminine voice.


That is oh so sweet.
#39
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While this is true, when they actually come out with one, holy shit >.>

You're not kidding

But still, I'm firmly convinced that this is how Tomas's writing process goes.

Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#40
Tool is dumb. All they are is just a bunch of old, pot smokin, lsd shittin hippies who sit in a room full of Ouija boards all day and rant about god, being self aware, and drugs being cool. Adam just sits on stage and scratches his pick on the guitar strings for 60 minutes, while Maynard dances naked, and justin's beard is stupid, and danny carey is just some tall old guy who likes a shitty basketball team. btw, he sucks at drums. Anybody can bang a set of drums through out an entire song and play off beat to try and make it sound cool and "progressive".




Seriously, who dresses like that?
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