#1
I wanna go out as Bob Marley for Halloween, so a Jamaican accent would be grand but mine definately needs work.

Tl;dr How I speak Jamaican?

Anyone got guidelines to follow or vids?
#2
smoke alot of weed.

talk in a deeper voice

listen to some bob marly and pick up the subtile accent he puts on words.
#3
Make "beer can" sound indistinguishable from "bacon".
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#6
instead of saying 'Man', pronounce it more like 'Mon'.

^^ as above, ask for nothing but 'Beer can sandwiches' all night.
#7
rub icy hot on your balls and walk around town

NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

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#8
1. Smoke weed.
2. Repeat step 1 until Jamaican.
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#9
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1. Smoke weed.
2. Repeat step 1 until Jamaican.


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also, you might want to start growing your dreadlocks now and maybe they'll be ready by halloween '12

#10
Just watch Cool Runnings or something over and over.
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#13
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Just watch Cool Runnings or something over and over.

Even if you dont want to learn the Jamaican accent, you should do this
#14
Try saying "Beer can" without sounding like a Jamaican saying Bacon.
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#16
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Try saying "Beer can" without sounding like a Jamaican saying Bacon.

Just like a Jam Ear Can!
#18
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Just watch Cool Runnings or something over and over.

This.

Also I find when trying out an accent to either pronounce all the vowels like you would, or focus on a key sentence.
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#21
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But Bob Marley isn't scary?


Good point. Rethink your costume idea TS.
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#22
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Good point. Rethink your costume idea TS.


So? Girls don't dress up scary, they dress up slutty. Where's the goddamn equality??
#23
Speak like dem trolls mon

sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#25


I like you philip.
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#27
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But Bob Marley isn't scary?
He's looking a bit deathly these days.
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#28
Just say it like Jahmieekan
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#29
Do all your accents sound like an Irish man?
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#30
just listen to Jamaicas speak a lot, and copy. It's not that hard an accent to do.

oh and just pepper your language with stereotypically common jamaican words, babylon, zion, haille selassie I, jah, bombaclaat, rasclaat, batty boi etc.
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#32
Call me Chris
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#33
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So? Girls don't dress up scary, they dress up slutty. Where's the goddamn equality??

Are you calling bob marley slutty?
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#34
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Are you calling bob marley slutty?


One love man! One love!

Plus, it'll give me the chance to wear my Jamaican coloured thong.

Jah won't pay the bills so I need to go find me a sugar daddy.
#35
Slappa da bayass.
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