#1
Firstly, sorry if I break any rules by accident, I'm new to this.

Verse 1
She the crumbs of the biscuit,
Primed and sadistic,
Always causing chaos in town.
She stumbles through the door,
around a quarter past four
She never even makes a sound

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She was born on a blanket of bank notes
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She'll pay other people to slip her out of her dress
Here comes another man she needs to impress
Daisy may hail from a respectable background
But f*ck me the girl is a mess

Chorus
They're in it for the money but they're both already rich
He's over excited, she's an A-level bitch
They've fallen in lust, looks like we spoke too soon,
From the smile on her face you'd guess
It's been Daisy's (Replace with "Richard's on second chorus) afternoon

Verse 2

His mother calls him Richard love,
His dad just calls him Dick
His mates aren't really friends
But they supply him with a kick
If he's not wasting time,
He's wasting himself
As his promising future gathers dust on the shelf

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He was born on a blanket of bank notes
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Trust him to fend for himself in the garden
He was always such an independent, righteous young buck.
And as his brain becomes softer,
his skull just gets thicker
It's nice to know he's toughening up
#2
I actually really really liked that!! The only line I didn't think fitted too well was

"Trust him to fend for himself in the garden
He was always such an independent, righteous young buck. "

It just seems to interrupt the flow of the song, but it's only a slight thing.

Very richly detailed song that really gives you the image of a spoilt little **** and the shenanegans she and he got up to.

I would considering too with this line

"He's over excited, she's an A-level bitch "

To

"He's over excited, and she's just bitch"
but that's just me.

Really enjoyed it mate, nice one.