#1
Hey guys. Im 19. its my birthday today! YEAH!!!! Birthday plans include fun college stuff and sharing my cake with my dorm.

What else should I do? 19 is a weird number and a weird age.

WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! WOOOO!!!
#4
Enjoy your last year of adolescence, it all goes to shite from here.

Happy Birthday!
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#10
I seem to have misplaced my bag of dicks, so I'll just say:

I'm 5 years older than you.


Dick.

Also, happy birthday, have a great day.