#1
I've never made this kind of thread but this is too funny to pass up on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kf4kyQabwQ&feature=feedlik

(You must've heard NWA - Fuck the police to appreciate it fully)
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#3
Why's his wife such a bitch
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington