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#1
Does he have a sense of humour?
Is it a he?
A nice chap?


I always think of a little glowing orb thingy with very little common sense.

No religious arguing allo... ah, well.. try t keep it nice

EDIT: You can replace 'Assume' with 'Pretend' if you are an Atheist (like me), in an argumentative mood (not like me).

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#3
There is no god.

/thread
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i think he wants to dream theater to be considered more metal, so he dyed his beard.


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#7
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There is no god.

/thread



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#9
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There is no spoon.

/thread

o.O

TS, this type of thread has a tendency to spin out of control as I'm sure you know.
#10
What about Father Christmas?

And The Tooth Fairy?
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#12
He was the first hipster.
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#13
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o.O

TS, this type of thread has a tendency to spin out of control as I'm sure you know.


There is no poon.

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What about Father Christmas?

And The Tooth Fairy?

Don't forget the Easter Bunny
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#16
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i'm not gonna lie that is a catchy song lol
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#17
I wonder if he has Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, John Bonham and Cliff Burton in his own band. Anyways, In religious education classes, from what I've heared- He has no sense of humour, and is a bit of a hypocrite. And then again, people blame him when things go bad. I think its proof that there is a devil to. Bible says he can't get into Heavn, but said nothin about him comming to earth.
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#19
Having just watched "The Adjustment Bureau," I have learned that SHE appears in many forms. Everyone meets her at some point.
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#22
this reminds me of a joke.

so a little kid is curious about God, so he asks his mom.

"mom, is God a boy or a girl?"

"well son, God is both."

"is God black or white?"

"God is both black and white."

"is God gay or straight?"

"God is both of those as well."

then the little boy thinks to himself for a second, and gets a smile.

"oh, so God is Michael Jackson!"
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#23
If there is a god, he's probably a huge asshole.

I mean a literal asshole. In the sky.
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Does he have a sense of humour?

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#30
If God exists, then his behaviour is nothing even close to human. If we could have a conversation with him, his way of thinking would make no sense to us.

Why do so many people imagine God as having human characteristics?
#32
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If God exists, then his behaviour is nothing even close to human. If we could have a conversation with him, his way of thinking would make no sense to us.

Why do so many people imagine God as having human characteristics?


mmm interesting.. so if god existed and he would not be as human as we think..

#33
Me and God share the same sense of humor: aids, homosecks buttrape, famine, poverty etc.
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#35
If there was a God (as portrayed by Christianity) then he would have a pretty damn big ego, creating a race of humans to worship him.
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this reminds me of a joke.

so a little kid is curious about God, so he asks his mom.

"mom, is God a boy or a girl?"

"well son, God is both."

"is God black or white?"

"God is both black and white."

"is God gay or straight?"

"God is both of those as well."

then the little boy thinks to himself for a second, and gets a smile.

"oh, so God is Michael Jackson!"

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