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#1
Hello pit, if created this thread to read your storyes about when someone broke your heart or really disappointed you...

So heres what happened to me;
One time fell inlove with a girl, so one day I decided to tell her that I loved her. So I bought a teddy puppy holding a heart saying "I love you" and gave it to her. I was rejected... but I didnt gave up on her. After about 2 months of being rejected I had the idea of taking my guitar to school and play (and sing ) Nickelback's "far away" for her (wich was the most romantic song I could remember) . And I actually did that !!! After that I spent the rest of the day with her, I remember I was so happy, I got home so happy, I thought she was finally starting to like me. A few hours later I recived a text message from her saying "I want you to get away from me" ... My god... I was devastated ... but I was able to overcome it a forget her.

So now I would like you to share your storyes.

NOTE: this thread is not all about being rejected by the person you were/are inlove with, It could be also about a family member or a friend who left you down really bad.
#2
first
HILT!

Where's Waldo?

#3
Here I sit broken hearted.
Tried to shit but only farted.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#4
Fell in love with a girl
fell in love once and almost completely
she's in love with the world
but sometimes these feelings
can be so misleading
she turns and says "are you alright?"
I said "I must be fine cause my heart's still beating"
She says "come and kiss me by the riverside, bobby says it's fine he don't consider it cheating"
#5
Fell in love with a girl
fell in love once and almost completely
she's in love with the world
but sometimes these feelings
can be so misleading
she turns and says "are you alright?"
I said "I must be fine cause my heart's still beating"
She says "come and kiss me by the riverside, bobby says it's fine he don't consider it cheating"


I have nothing of value to contribute.


EDIT: Oh come on how the hell did I get ninja'd on that
#7
Quote by Jackal58
Here I sit broken hearted.
Tried to shit but only farted.



HILT!

Where's Waldo?

#10
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
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#11
I like a girl once, she did not like me in the same manner. That was about it

She loves you yeah yeah yeah. No she doesn't.
The content of this signature is pretty much irrelevant
#12
Quote by OliOsbourne
first


Dude, no...

OT: I've never been heartbroken I think (not that I can remember anyway)
Quote by Carmel
You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
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#13
Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
****ing the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tonguing her rotted anus
I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, **** and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more
I came blood inside of her
choking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
to slit my **** with a knife
NT

BE QUICK OR BE DEAD SON
#14
Quote by jetfuel495
it looks like we copied and pasted from the same site too

The first site I went onto didn't allow me to copy and paste.


I thought of it first and it's the thought that counts


Still bizarre how we both though of that
#15
You joined UG to tell us this?
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#16
There's no sight she'd rather see.......then poor old broken hearted me.
Quote by travs2448

How many of you are vegan?
Hopefully none

Does anyone know any fun recipes?
Yeah a big juicy flank steak

What can be done with tofu?
Nothing it taste like crap

Is there such thing as vegan meat? Vegan sausages ect
WTF ARE YOU ON?
#17
so gay, so gay
THE SOLE PURPOSE OF THIS SIG IS TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS POST OF UTTER GENIUS
#18
Quote by Duffman123
The first site I went onto didn't allow me to copy and paste.


I thought of it first and it's the thought that counts


Still bizarre how we both though of that

I skipped the first google result because I didn't like the url

Maybe we're both just awesome people, I can't tell.
#19
Quote by jetfuel495
Maybe we're both just awesome people, I can't tell.

Bingo
#20
Quote by unnamedplayer
You joined UG to tell us this?



I've nothing else to do, so I started thinking about a making a thread and this came out

Also this is not my 1st thread

Ps: My story happened 2 years ago
#21
Quote by NosralTserrof
Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
****ing the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tonguing her rotted anus
I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, **** and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more
I came blood inside of her
choking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
to slit my **** with a knife



I lol'd. Hard.
Haven't seen that meme in a while.
Quote by travs2448

How many of you are vegan?
Hopefully none

Does anyone know any fun recipes?
Yeah a big juicy flank steak

What can be done with tofu?
Nothing it taste like crap

Is there such thing as vegan meat? Vegan sausages ect
WTF ARE YOU ON?
#22
you played Nickelback for the girl. you're lucky your heart is the only thing she broke.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#23
But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
#24
Quote by Grimriffer
so gay, so gay


Is it gay to be inlove with a girl ??? I'm a guy so I dont think so .. But why do you say that?? Are you a lesbian ??
#25
ITT: Aspies and trolls, and no one knows who's who.
Quote by geanes
My favorite 'UGer.

Edit: Kensai, I'm taking that as you want to sleep with me. In which case, I'm flattered.
#26
feel sorry for you bro. i would never have the guts to take my guitar to a girl i like and play her a song. she's a bitch for not giving you a chance after that.

my story,

i had a great relationship it went on for about 8 months. we had a lot of good times but also some arguments (who hasn't?) i must admit i have been a dick a few times but she wasn't the easy type of woman either.

one day she just said she had to stop any contact with me. it turned out she told her parents about every single argument we had and blamed it all on me, even the things that i could not be blamed of in any way. offcourse her parents only had a negative image of me and eventually convinced her i would beat her one day. that is something i would never do. NEVER! and she had to break up with me.

worst thing is she broke up over the internet and i never heard from her again. i could not even talk about it with her. i loved that girl so much.

1 week later i got a call from one of her friends who felt nesecairy to rub it in my face that she found someone else. i was broken.

this was 4 years ago. havent had a relationship since.
#27
Quote by MakinLattes
But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man

You didn't.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#28
Seek me, call me, I'll be waiting for the end of my broooooooken heeeeart ~insert badass riff here~
#29
Quote by vince1991
feel sorry for you bro. i would never have the guts to take my guitar to a girl i like and play her a song. she's a bitch for not giving you a chance after that.

my story,

i had a great relationship it went on for about 8 months. we had a lot of good times but also some arguments (who hasn't?) i must admit i have been a dick a few times but she wasn't the easy type of woman either.

one day she just said she had to stop any contact with me. it turned out she told her parents about every single argument we had and blamed it all on me, even the things that i could not be blamed of in any way. offcourse her parents only had a negative image of me and eventually convinced her i would beat her one day. that is something i would never do. NEVER! and she had to break up with me.

worst thing is she broke up over the internet and i never heard from her again. i could not even talk about it with her. i loved that girl so much.

1 week later i got a call from one of her friends who felt nesecairy to rub it in my face that she found someone else. i was broken.

this was 4 years ago. havent had a relationship since
.

Suck it up princess.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#30
Quote by Woody166
I've nothing else to do, so I started thinking about a making a thread and this came out

Also this is not my 1st thread

Ps: My story happened 2 years ago



It's cool. Sounds like she was a ****. If it mattered that much and she had some bit of maturity in her, a well-meaning "Sorry, but I'm not into you still" seems fine. Not an alienating "Get away from me". Then you just feel like a creep, which, I bet you could be. But still, maybe not. lol. Teasing, just teasing.

My stories suck, but the lessons of them are priceless: Don't go on a long journey with someone who has a huge potential of being awkward or annoying. Even if you really want to do something regardless. They will somehow make it unpleasant.
#31
Quote by theogonia777
you played Nickelback for the girl. you're lucky your heart is the only thing she broke.


Sigged
The time has come for all to see

The men behind the curtain cast at you disease



Yours Sincerely
#32
Quote by Jackal58
Suck it up princess.


i ment long term relationship offcourse. i don't consider one nght stands as relationship.

must admit i had a lot of problems 'sucking it up'

now let me borrow that princess for tonight to help me forget
#33
Quote by Jackal58
Suck it up princess.



Your acting like that maybe because your always being rejected and now you've created some kind of immunity and apathy to this kind of stuff
#34
no offense but this is definetly the wrong site to post this
I like shotguns. thats all you need to know
#35
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DiMarzio Evolution (bridge) SD Lil' Screamin Demon (neck)

-B.C. Rich Warlock Special Edition Metal Web

-Peavey Bandit 112
#36
Quote by Woody166
Your acting like that maybe because your always being rejected and now you've created some kind of immunity and apathy to this kind of stuff


OWNED
#37
Quote by Woody166
Your acting like that maybe because your always being rejected and now you've created some kind of immunity and apathy to this kind of stuff




Quote by vince1991
OWNED


There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
Last edited by theogonia777 at Sep 10, 2011,
#39
Quote by Woody166
Hello pit, if created this thread to read your storyes about when someone broke your heart or really disappointed you...

So heres what happened to me;
One time fell inlove with a girl, so one day I decided to tell her that I loved her. So I bought a teddy puppy holding a heart saying "I love you" and gave it to her. I was rejected... but I didnt gave up on her. After about 2 months of being rejected I had the idea of taking my guitar to school and play (and sing ) Nickelback's "far away" for her (wich was the most romantic song I could remember) . And I actually did that !!! After that I spent the rest of the day with her, I remember I was so happy, I got home so happy, I thought she was finally starting to like me. A few hours later I recived a text message from her saying "I want you to get away from me" ... My god... I was devastated ... but I was able to overcome it a forget her.


#40
Quote by unnamedplayer


Lol

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The time has come for all to see

The men behind the curtain cast at you disease



Yours Sincerely
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