#2
learn to use the searchbar.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#3
report someone for a spam thread.


Also, get laid.

Unfortunately option 1 is the antithesis of the other.
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#4
1. Have sex with a giraffe
2. Throw a pot of yoghurt at the moon
3. Learn to play the bagpipes
4. Superglue a pair of Elton John-style glasses to a passed out friends' face
5. Own Jurassic Park. Not the film, the actual park.

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MUFC


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Is like a truck
Berserker.
#5
Quote by Zero-Hartman
1. Have sex with a giraffe
2. Throw a pot of yoghurt at the moon
3. Learn to play the bagpipes
4. Superglue a pair of Elton John-style glasses to a passed out friends' face
5. Own Jurassic Park. Not the film, the actual park.


I almost pissed myself laughing. Thanks for that.
RIP Tom Searle.
#6
Quote by Zero-Hartman
1. Have sex with a giraffe
2. Throw a pot of yoghurt at the moon
3. Learn to play the bagpipes
4. Superglue a pair of Elton John-style glasses to a passed out friends' face
5. Own Jurassic Park. Not the film, the actual park.


HAHAHAHAHA! I've done this!
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#7
1. Breed giraffes for sexual intercourse.
2. Produce yoghurt from giraffes so people may throw it at the moon
3. Use materials acquired from dead giraffes to build bagpipes for people to learn to play.
4. Produce superglue using giraffe semen so people may ridicule others
5. Develop DNA sequencing programs based on the genus of a giraffe so people know how and where to look for Dino DNA.
#8
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I almost pissed myself laughing. Thanks for that.

Always happy to make you moist <3
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HAHAHAHAHA! I've done this!

No way that's awesome, got any pics?
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1. Breed giraffes for sexual intercourse.
2. Produce yoghurt from giraffes so people may throw it at the moon
3. Use materials acquired from dead giraffes to build bagpipes for people to learn to play.
4. Produce superglue using giraffe semen so people may ridicule others
5. Develop DNA sequencing programs based on the genus of a giraffe so people know how and where to look for Dino DNA.

Me and you should totally start a Make A Wish Foundation

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MUFC


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Is like a truck
Berserker.
#9
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Me and you should totally start a Make A Wish Foundation


We should
#10
Quote by Lord_Doku
We should

Only if the wishes involved Giraffes though. If a kid dying of severedeathitis and wants to ride a Giraffe, no problem, but if he's whinging about going to Disneyland then we're fucked, unless the Giraffe breaks out of the paddock as he's riding it, and by some mad coincidence arrives at Disneyland.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#11
Quote by Zero-Hartman

No way that's awesome, got any pics?
:


As aware as I am of "Pics or it didn't happen" we were all too drunk for it to occur to us to take photos. GODDAMNIT!!!
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#12
I want to go to NZ, and see all the landscapes. Namely the Ashburton district in (iirc) Canterbury. Stunning scenery.
#13
Have some kind of family.
Participate in the Trooping of the Colour.
Own a horse.
Get off Prozac.
Learn another language to near-fluency, if not complete fluency.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#15
ok then how about songs for a funeral?? mine would be

countdown clock
bring me to life
final countdown
another one bites the dust
ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny(check it out on youtube awesome)
#17
1. I have a 4 year-old little boy, and he is 110% "daddy's boy". I want to still be his hero/best friend when he gets older.
2. Finish the music project I've been working on, record it and perform it.
3. Not that I need anymore gear, but I want a Splawn Quick Rod and a custom Suhr.
I'd like to help, but not as much as I'd like not to.


"To be successful, you need to be a good musician. To be popular, you just need to be fashionable" - Ritchie Blackmore
#18
1 - A Pornstar
2 - A Pornstar
3 - A Pornstar
4 - A Pornstar
5 - A Pornstar

oloolllololl
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#19
Masturbate in public would be one of them, but I've already done that.
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#21
play a gig
learn to drive
own an amp that costs more than £1000
finish uni
hear woffelz's story about masturbating in public
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#22
1-Be a Platypus breeder
2-Be fluent in ancient greek
3-Be abducted by aliens
4-Talk to animals
5-Crossover into another dimension
Please call me Rainer, was 16 and empty minded when I made my profile.

Sometimes I talk to myself too...but never on the internet.