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So guys, after quite a lot of searching, I can't seem to find any 9/11 jokes on the internet.


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#6
9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
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If it did, I'd be going there.

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#10
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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.


There's a good chance that what I've written above is useless and if you take any of the advice it's your own fault.
#11
Quote by Wisthekiller
I hear the celebrations for it are the bomb. Really bring the roof down.










I should just commit suicide for laughing at that.
#12
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's.... Oh shit, it IS a plane!"

Did you hear the one about American Airlines new deal? They’ll fly you straight from the airport to the office.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!!
Knock knock who?
Knock knock knocked all your towers down!

Q: What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?
A: "It's Raining Men"

Q: What's Al Qaida's favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets

A fireman went home on 9/11 and told his wife that he almost died. "My buddy Stan and I were running toward one tower after the other one fell, he said, "But then Stan got hit by a jumper! Thirty seconds later, the north tower collapsed. If Stan didn't get hit, we both would have been goners!"

The fireman's wife turned to him and said, "Is this going to be a long story?"

Q: What does WTC stand for?
A: What Trade Centre?

Q: What's 9 divided by 11 divided by 01?
A: A good investment in real estate. (A temporary dip in the price of downtown real estate, followed by an almost 100% increase over the next five years.)

Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones' head when he was working on the World Trade Center's 90th floor?
A: The 91st floor.

Q: What's the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
A: Their ankles.

Q: What color were Mohammed Atta's eyes?
A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!

Q: How many Americans died in 9/11?
A: Who gives a ****?

Q: What's the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.

Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it intersects a plane.

Have you heard about the decision about the memorial at the WTC site?
The city decided to go with an open park and the worlds largest franchise of the "International House of Pancakes!"

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows since they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot!

Q: How long does it take to reach the ground from 107 stories up?
A: The rest of your life!

Well, 9/11 sure proves one thing... New Yorkers can really come together in a crunch!

Q: What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
A: Two large planes!
#14
My favourite so far is from Jimmy Carr's Twitter: "Sept 11th Date of terrible air disaster. When Eastern Airlines Flt 212 crashed in 1974. Killing 69. No one will forget that in a hurry."

Not sure why but I kinda like it
#15
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s a plane!”
“It’s…. Oh shit, it IS a plane!”
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Q: How many Americans died in 9/11?
A: Who gives a ****?
...you've missed the definition of a joke.
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My favourite so far is from Jimmy Carr's Twitter: "Sept 11th Date of terrible air disaster. When Eastern Airlines Flt 212 crashed in 1974. Killing 69. No one will forget that in a hurry."

Not sure why but I kinda like it



That's awesome. I love Jimmy Carr.
RIP Adam
#21
It really does make me laugh seeing people who normally tell the most horrific jokes shy away from 9/11 jokes... I don't see why this topic is out of reach. People are complaining to Sickipedia that 9/11 shouldn't be joked about but they don't complain about the other most blatantly racist, offensive and disgustingly horrific jokes. It seems to me most people feel obliged to show sympathy for 9/11, even here in England, just so they don't look bad...
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#24
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It really does make me laugh seeing people who normally tell the most horrific jokes shy away from 9/11 jokes... I don't see why this topic is out of reach. People are complaining to Sickipedia that 9/11 shouldn't be joked about but they don't complain about the other most blatantly racist, offensive and disgustingly horrific jokes. It seems to me most people feel obliged to show sympathy for 9/11, even here in England, just so they don't look bad...



This. I understand that 9/11 was horrible, but so is racism and paedophilia.
RIP Adam
#27
Quote by Casketcreep

And leave all of the 'some subjects do not lend themselves to humour' and 'I was there man you've no idea' outside.

Not on the anniversary of the subject, you mongoloid. I don't even find this offensive, but you're just asking for a warning by posing this.

Reported.
Quote by mullet1337
It really does make me laugh seeing people who normally tell the most horrific jokes shy away from 9/11 jokes... I don't see why this topic is out of reach. People are complaining to Sickipedia that 9/11 shouldn't be joked about but they don't complain about the other most blatantly racist, offensive and disgustingly horrific jokes. It seems to me most people feel obliged to show sympathy for 9/11, even here in England, just so they don't look bad...

I actually agree with you on this: it isn't out of reach. However, this really is the one day where it isn't appropriate.
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#28
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Not on the anniversary of the subject, you mongoloid. I don't even find this offensive, but you're just asking for a warning by posing this.

Reported.

Chill brah, have a pancake.
#29
Quote by mullet1337
It really does make me laugh seeing people who normally tell the most horrific jokes shy away from 9/11 jokes... I don't see why this topic is out of reach. People are complaining to Sickipedia that 9/11 shouldn't be joked about but they don't complain about the other most blatantly racist, offensive and disgustingly horrific jokes. It seems to me most people feel obliged to show sympathy for 9/11, even here in England, just so they don't look bad...


I follow the STW saying, "If you can't laugh about it, it's not worth taking seriously." Sure, 9/11 was bad, but it doesn't make it bad to joke about. Look at all the holocaust and racism jokes. Those were bad, I find them hilarious.


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Not on the anniversary of the subject, you mongoloid. I don't even find this offensive, but you're just asking for a warning by posing this.

Reported.

I actually agree with you on this: it isn't out of reach. However, this really is the one day where it isn't appropriate.


Using blatant racism to say someone is bad is just stupid.
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#30
Quote by Banjocal
this really is the one day where it isn't appropriate.


I think it's the one day that it is possibly the most appropriate.


And as I suspected, this thread contains only one person who posted jokes. Everyone else is just bitching about it.
#31
What do you get when you add 9 and 11 together?


20.


What do you call an Arab controlling a plane?


A pilot.
RIP Adam
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#33
Quote by Wisthekiller
I follow the STW saying, "If you can't laugh about it, it's not worth taking seriously." Sure, 9/11 was bad, but it doesn't make it bad to joke about. Look at all the holocaust and racism jokes. Those were bad, I find them hilarious.

Using blatant racism to say someone is bad is just stupid.

Bold - I wouldn't disagree with that, though I'm not a fan of racist jokes. I just feel it is inappropriate today.

And the word mongoloid is calling him a 'tard, not aimed racially towards the mongols.
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I think it's the one day that it is possibly the most appropriate.
Well, we'll agree to disagree. Maybe I am being too moral/uptight about this I guess I am.
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#34
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Bold - I wouldn't disagree with that. I just feel it is inappropriate today.

And the word mongoloid is calling him a 'tard, not aimed racially towards the mongols.
Well, we'll agree to disagree. Maybe I am being too moral/uptight about this


Underlined-fair enough, I can see where you're coming from.

Mongoloid is the scientific classification of over 1/3 of the worlds population. It's like calling someone Norwegian to say they're stupid.
#35
Quote by SexyLikeAPig
That's awesome. I love Jimmy Carr.


Me too

In fact, here's some more 9/11 themed stuff from him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SagayzX2T7Y#t=1m10s
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#37
How many more. How many more threads will I have to see before it finally ends?
However I have to admit, that this is actually a good one. But still. Can't we just ignore them?


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Mongoloid is the scientific classification of over 1/3 of the worlds population. It's like calling someone Norwegian to say they're stupid.

It is used as a term to call someone a retard where I am Usually shortened to "mong". Meh.
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#39
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How many more. How many more threads will I have to see before it finally ends?
However I have to admit, that this is actually a good one. But still. Can't we just ignore them?

Just one more day...
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#40
Quote by Banjocal
It is used as a term to call someone a retard where I am Usually shortened to "mong". Meh.

Indeed, mongoloid is an old term for someone with Down's syndrome. Actually though, I think the term came into usage because of the certain facial characteristics of Down's patients, which for some reason reminded people of mongols, even though they look nothing alike. Then people stopped using the term because it was either offensive to mongols or sufferers of Down's, or both.
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