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#1
Everybody has dreams. Some people remember them, other's don't. What are some of your dreams? Post your dreams here and analyze othersdreams. I'll start. I dreamt I was fishing and minecraft squid surrounded my boat and my friend lit it on fire with his cigarette
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had a blast until the person in front of me whipped out his dick and started pissing all over the floor..

Ducks and guitars or fish and guitars. I lead a simple existence
#2
A couple of nights ago I dreamed I was really really happy about having green eyes for some reason. Which is stupid, cause I already have green eyes and I don't give a shit about them.
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#3
I dreamed that I was having sex with the user who's going to post below me.
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#4
Just last night I dreamed a dream in time gone by, hope was high and I'm telling you, my friend, that life was worth living.
#5
I've had all manner of weird dreams: one where everyone else had pig heads and ran around oinking in panic; one where I'm being chased by the japanese mafia; and one where I am on the run (not sure what from?) in some building with 8 rooms (I can only remember a magnet room and a christamas room), to name a few.
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#6
I had a dream that I was frantically trying to finish my homework at the last minute. I guess that's what happens after completely relaxing on a 3-day weekend (school was out Friday because of a huge-ass power outage in SoCal; that's our version of a snow day ).
#7
I actually started keeping a dream journal kinda thing next to my bed a wee while ago. I keep forgetting to write in it and what I do write is very incoherent and bulletpointed but I'll write some of it out cos I have nothing better to do:

27/07/11
  • can't eat a flat infront of octopus or you get no money!
  • some idiot left change in the machine
  • people having sex makes vampires who eat flesh
  • vampires were locked in bathroom
  • swing bathroom door
  • vampires call folks to pick them up
  • went into bedroom
  • tv was where guitars are
  • no one could even see the tv there actually


29/07/11
  • the world was ending at 7:30pm
  • celebrities and people walked to site for publicity
  • tried to "wiki" it
  • woke up


09/08/11
  • went to a birthday even though I wasn't invited but it was my friend's and my sister was invited
  • I went to the party with a bacon roll and tomato sauce
  • not to eat, I was just holding it
  • everyone sang "happy birthday" and I woke myself up by shouting "hooray!"


That's all I can really be arsed to write out just now.
#8
I dreamt I was peeling off gravestones like plastic.
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#9
Last night I dreamed I was having dinner with an emu and its neck started shrinking until its head disappeared and then its legs started growing out of where its head used to be.
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#10
I save the world by turning into some sort of Nephilim. I then save the world again. And again. Then I sacrifice myself. But love brings me back. And I save the world again.
Then nail a chick.
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#11
i dreamt someone was scratching my face and i woke up with a cat on my pillow
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had a blast until the person in front of me whipped out his dick and started pissing all over the floor..

Ducks and guitars or fish and guitars. I lead a simple existence
#12
I had a dream where I was a knight in medieval times and I had a komodo dragon instead of a horse. I killed people with the plague but then got scared when they stopped dying. Ditched my dragon and just ran away.
But most of my dreams involves me having sex with ladies.
My dreams don't need to tell me that I'm lonely.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#13
I was in a car with my brothers trying to drive away from a tsunami, the my brother who was driving skids off the road and I end up in my bed completly aware that I was dreaming. I though I'd try goin outside to see my gf or something like that. But by the time I got downstairs a talking groundhog stopped me and told me not to go outside. I don't then I look at the door and I see a newspaper caliming that "The Pirates Won The War" and "Major Victory". The groundhog then says "the shock boys are here" and I see to people dressed in halloweeen skleleton costumes. After that i woke up.
Please call me Rainer, was 16 and empty minded when I made my profile.

Sometimes I talk to myself too...but never on the internet.
#14
My last dream I remember was when it was announced on the news that the sun would be gone any second, and with that the moon as well. And all within a matter of seconds, Earth would be gone too.

I don't remember why, but it was pretty creepy. I clinged on to my girlfriend, and when we were wiped away I woke up feeling as if I was falling.
#15
I dreamt I was getting chased by a T-rex, almost got eaten and then the T-rex got eaten by a dinosaur I called Massiveosaurous rex or something. It made me laugh when I woke up.
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#16
I've had several really weird dreams. I'll summarize.

One took place in my town. There's this roundabout near the high school, and for some reason the Super Bowl was being broadcasted there.. And apparently Vince McMahon (Owner of WWE) was hosting... And the half-time show was Animals as Leaders.. And I guess something happened that pissed Vince off, and he kicked Tosin, yelling his typical "YOU'RE FIRED!" and that's about it..

Another one happened recently, I guess my grandfather bought a new washing machine.. And it was too small or something to fit all our clothes in (What the ****, right? ) so we ended up having to return it.. And then I woke up.

There's been so many other awkward random dreams.. I can't remember them all.
#18
My most recent dream that I remember was awesome, I was playing bass for my favorite band on one song, and then got lots of compliments afterwards, then we chilled and drank some soy milk.
#19
Last night I had dream that i was in a zoo and there was a Mexican drug cartel chasing me.After that I let one of the tigers loose and it ate them all.Was pretty weird....
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#20
I had a dream that the Euro would fall and all previous currencies would return with their latest pre-Euro value and that shit would cost nothing and everybody would rejoice.

#23
Getting lost in the frame of a stage that Coheed and Cambria were playing on, and then finding my way to the back of the audience from a side door out of the stage.

Then I bumped into Claudio Sanchez, and we had a wrestle. (Nothing homo-erotic...)

Then I went backstage and picked up an Eric Clapton SG from the floor and started playing it nervously backstage as if I was about to go on.


I also had one where I woke up from a dream, and then fell asleep again, which immediately woke me up.
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#24
Most of my dreams are too pornographic even for The Pit.

Except the ones that I don't actually know what they are (I can sort of visualise them, but cant explain them and have no clue what it is) that scare all the colours of shyte outa me.

Some whereI can't move and am being chased by something/about to be run over/about to fall/other way of inevitable death.


Usually though the dreams I do remember make no sense what so ever.
#25
hey rockdude... waterproof mattress?

i dreamt i was mowing an endless lawn last night oh man it blew ass
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had a blast until the person in front of me whipped out his dick and started pissing all over the floor..

Ducks and guitars or fish and guitars. I lead a simple existence
#26
i had a dream that james hetfield & dave mustaine went to my school , and i tried to high 5 james outside of a class but he ignored me , but inside the class for some reason everyone was in sleeping bags and i shared the same one with mustaine o_O this was from like 2 months ago but i thought it would be fun to share with the pit


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#27
It was middle of July and started snowing really heavy.

My brother helped me try to dig my car out of the 8ft of snow but the snow was white snakes, so we were shovelling all these white snakes from under my car.

Am I going to hell?


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#28
I have recurring dreams that take place in a sort of torn down version of my neighborhood/town.

At least 3/4 of all the building are partially torn down and most are abandoned, everything is a bit more spaced out too and their are lots of mountains to explore(that's all I ever do in these dreams).

Also for some reason a strip mall near me has been converted into a beach themed motel that is while very broken and dirty, open for business and has a good amount of people staying there.


I love these dreams.
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#29
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i had a dream that james hetfield & dave mustaine went to my school , and i tried to high 5 james outside of a class but he ignored me , but inside the class for some reason everyone was in sleeping bags and i shared the same one with mustaine o_O this was from like 2 months ago but i thought it would be fun to share with the pit


Sounds like you are a closet homosexual, and James Hetfield isn't too keen on them.
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i dreamt the stairs of my school were on the outside and there was a chasm of death in the main hallway on the first floor that led to the basement where there were janitors that looked like those monsters in minecraft that can teleport, and instead of blocks they held clipboards
Call me Chris
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had a blast until the person in front of me whipped out his dick and started pissing all over the floor..

Ducks and guitars or fish and guitars. I lead a simple existence
#33
well, here's mine, i wrote it out when i woke up one day so i'm too lazy to edit out mistakes and stuff so bear with me here. this was the weirdest shit i have ever been in.

so i cant remember where it began, but it started as a trip on a bus with a bunch of other kids from school to learn how to fly. then we got there and everybody was fucking around and for some reason my old P.E teacher was the teacher and she flipped shit at everybody, so i went walking in the woods beside us and there were these snake things and dog/gopher things and there were TONS of them and while i was walking, one snake was cornering a dog thing, so i held the snake down and let the dog run away. (i have no idea it just happened.)

then i got some pizza after walking down a trail for a while and i got to the end and it was some strange, place, kinda like whister village (a local ski resort) but more modern, but beat up and smaller. then i'm like oh shit we gotta have lunch and the teacher wants us in now. so i go and i bump into 2 people from school, and then im like oh shit i need to get these flip flops.

so i continue down the road, and i find myself with my brothers, on a huge mountainside and he has a gps for some reason. it says mt. wasington. so im like ok im here. then it goes black for a while and im in like a changing room place.

then there's some crazy cracked up guy who's panting and his face is scarred and he's scared as fuck. then somebody reaches out and touches his hand and then he just starts talking in an unrecognizeable, shakey and strange voice. then he says how he's a slave and he can't tell anybody because his owner heartfucks him. (where he opens up his chest and, i dont know it was the strangest shit i have ever seen or though of.) and then you can like see the image of it happeing... then the guy runs in and the police come and shoot him then he goes after everybody. so there is some random black family fighting him (this wasn't funny at all at the time, it seemed real as shit.)

so then, everybody has these bottles of orange and green and pink pop, then they shake them and open them up, then its all strange and the entire room is full of this liquidy stuff that you can swim and breath in but it makes you pass out i think. then the police come and take away the cracked up guy and for some reason i though he was my friend so i was panicking and shit.

then i go to an area really beaten up (think like the worst part of the ghetto in your town.) then i go in and ask for the 155555 cell. and the person says sure and just to go to it. i have no idea but there was a voice in my head telling me that "he is fake and nobody believes you of his existence."

this is when it gets really weird...
so i walk into there, and its a jail. there are all these horrible guys in there cells that are like 3meters tall and 1m by 1m. with crazy things like guys with heads shaped like pots with eyebrows that's black and curved strange with lots of wrinkles on their faces, it was just weird. so then i go to the end, and i realized only once it was over that i was in my laundry room. so i look over, and for some reason there is a guy who looks like fry from futurama in a washing machine. its all fogged up, but if you look where it isn't fogged up, it's like a mirror. so it was just really sad. like in this dream, its not like "lololol thats fry from futurama." its more like holy shit my friend is in this horrible jail place. and i couldn't figure it out, but for some reason i put my hand on the glass and i was sad as fuck and it was terrible and then i looked around and it looked exactly like my house and then i woke up and it was just... bizarre.

i can go into a lot more detail, but i don't think anybody would like to hear that...
#34
My dreams are more often filled with vibes and ideas rather than sights and sounds, although whenever there's a person in my dream they can spontaneously change gender, hairstyle, clothing or completely into a different person with no consequence. A lot of repeated scenes like I'm directing a play or something, too.

Although I had a recurring dream for a wee while that I was being chased by velociraptors (a la Jurassic Park, not the little chickeny things) in my house.
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#35
I keep having dreams relating to air travel where I'm on the outside of the plane or the plane doesn't have a roof. I remember one dream where we (me and my friends) were flying to Poland and I had to hold onto the rudder of the plane the whole way there... Exciting stuff.
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#36
Cat... dude, maybe stop eating before bed?
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had a blast until the person in front of me whipped out his dick and started pissing all over the floor..

Ducks and guitars or fish and guitars. I lead a simple existence
#38
I dreamed Mila Kunis wanted to **** me and instead I went to play Twister. What the ****.
#39
I once dreamt that I was in some abandoned factory with brickwalls, some chains hanging from the ceiling and a trench with lava or something flowing in it. For some reason I decided to enter the building's toilet room and it was really dirty. In there I noticed some weird big white rabbit twitching and making a squealing sound and I decided to poke it with some rusty pipe. The rabbit broke in half and out crawled two big spiders and I started to fend them off with the pipe. The rest of the dream I was running from the spiders and swinging from the chains hanging from the ceilings and trying to kick the spiders into the lava.

I've also had several drug related dreams, although aside from grass I smoked few times and alcohol, I've never done anything else. In one dream I got this big brown powdery rock for free from a classmate. He said that its heroin and though I was suspicious and didn't trust him, I started to sniff the rock.
In the second dream I was drinking Jack Daniels which had some weird sweet caramel taste to it and my friend brought me heroin. Taking into consideration that I had already consumed alcohol I decided to use very little of the powder. I felt a bit dizzy and thought that I did too little, so I got ready to sniff some more, but then noticed that my mom was there the whole time and then I woke up.
I've also smoked pot in several dreams.
#40
i dreamt there was a tricycle that my dad took to work every day
Call me Chris
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had a blast until the person in front of me whipped out his dick and started pissing all over the floor..

Ducks and guitars or fish and guitars. I lead a simple existence
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