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#1
Time for a really terrible thread. In this thread we use creative ways to describe how metal the person above us is.
#2
0/666
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#6
Al/Pb
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#8
Quote by FearMyLightning
He's so metal, he shits out nails.



So you basically made this whole thread so you could use that lame line....
#10
Lol no, I made this thread because I'm bored. But you're so metal, I can't pronounce the name in your title.

Edit: You're so metal you ninja'd me.
#11
Fuck.
Today I feel electric grey
I hope tomorrow, neon black
#16
So metal he's got a girl's name.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#17
^sh*ts molten steel
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

Quote by Bladez22
smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
#18
This game sucks.
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#20
Quote by Snowman388
This game sucks.


So metal he doesn't comply with the ru-

Wait... this game does suck.
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#24
Quote by maiden_man_666
So metal he doesn't comply with the ru-

Wait... this game does suck.

this guy wins because his avatar is not only one of the most metal things i have ever seen, but a great metal album by a great metal band
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

Quote by Bladez22
smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
#26
I'd say 84.6% metal.
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#27
he's so metal that he can make up percentages from nothing!
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#28
fairly.

So metal I cum rust....SOLID. RUST.

Also had a bowl of nails for breakfast.........

without any milk.
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#30
Just look at this guys name, that's metal as all ****.
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#32
metallica #1?

0.00000000001/2% metal

EDIT: ****, didn't realize I was gonna be judged. Good thing I have fruit as my avatar. That's metal as ****.
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Last edited by bry0n at Sep 12, 2011,
#33
Quote by bry0n

0.00000000001/2% metal


This, divided by two.

Fruit is not metal.
Tool
Sleep
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#34
0/10. Edmonton is the least metal place ever.
More like k-pop and techno set to an asian turf war.

Oilers suck.
#35
About as metal as a rubber band
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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ilikeyou.

not hated
#36
This guy is so metal that when he has diarrhea, he shits mercury.
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#37
5/10 cause it's glam
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#38
ibanez and shred gets you a 7/10

Quote by DimebagZappa
0/10. Edmonton is the least metal place ever.
More like k-pop and techno set to an asian turf war.

Oilers suck.




I completely agree with you.

Just wait til Thrastastic comes in here. Or maybe he doesn't like the Oilers either. I have no clue. I don't care about hockey.
Tool
Sleep
Gojira
Puscifer
Neurosis
Sunn O)))
Meshuggah
Modest Mouse
Electric Wizard
Mammoth Grinder


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#39
8/10

Is a Mafia man. And that's pretty metal..
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