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#1
What are some things that you almost got caught doing?

I really dont have anything to put. I am a good kid. But I know the pit is not good. So I will lurk and hope they come.

"If you build it they will come."

Cum to me Pit.
I haz gotten gud
#5
Fapping.


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inb4 fapping


March 11'er has his shit together!

Quote by SkepsisMetal
inb4 ****ing and fapping

EDIT: Goddamit


Haha, classic 09'er
Last edited by Weaponized at Sep 12, 2011,
#8
Making out in a church... Well, I actually did get caught. But only by my sister, not anyone that would make a big deal of it.
#9
Watching ponies... It's a secret to everybody!
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#11
Quote by SkepsisMetal
inb4 ****ing and fapping


Both for me. In fact I did get caught doing the first one.


EDIT: Goddamit


day late and a dollar short.

But yea, just yesterday I was breaking up a nug of some dank stuff in my room and my mom outta no where opens the door and just says "It smells like pot in here." I say no mom, its not marijuana and somehow didn't get caught.
#12
***THIS IS A TRUE STORY***

yesterday i was in
my studio room smoking
a joint, and i was stoned
out of my ****ing mynd
i thought my parents were
taking a nap upstairs
but then all of a sudden
the door opens and its my
dad and i'm thinking "O shit
i am so ****ed" and he says
"hey" i stare at him for a little
bit then say hey back he then said
"i just came to get my shirt" (he keeps
his undershirts in a drawer in there)
so i'm just staring at him as he gets
his shirt with my joint still in my hand
he then goes back to the door and looks
at me and says, "alright" i say "alright'
he then walks out and closes the door
behind him.
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#13
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Almost got caught humping my dog and no I'm not kidding.

Been there. isthatbad?
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#14
Almost got caught with about a quarter of marijuana that I was selling at the time when I got pulled over one night. I was high as balls but the cop never questioned me about it. Plus I've almost been caught doing drugs in my bedroom.
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#15
Quote by tortilla
***THIS IS A TRUE STORY***

yesterday i was in
my studio room smoking
a joint, and i was stoned
out of my ****ing mynd
i thought my parents were
taking a nap upstairs
but then all of a sudden
the door opens and its my
dad and i'm thinking "O shit
i am so ****ed" and he says
"hey" i stare at him for a little
bit then say hey back he then said
"i just came to get my shirt" (he keeps
his undershirts in a drawer in there)
so i'm just staring at him as he gets
his shirt with my joint still in my hand
he then goes back to the door and looks
at me and says, "alright" i say "alright'
he then walks out and closes the door
behind him.



HAHAHHAHAH nice story , my parents would notice it right away really lucky .

Well i was almost caught getting high home , i was also caught coming totally drunk home but they dont make a big deal if i drink . DRUUUUGS are way worse

Almost caught fapping too.
Last edited by Cruz 666 at Sep 12, 2011,
#16
Quote by tortilla
***THIS IS A TRUE STORY***

yesterday i was in
my studio room smoking
a joint, and i was stoned
out of my ****ing mynd
i thought my parents were
taking a nap upstairs
but then all of a sudden
the door opens and its my
dad and i'm thinking "O shit
i am so ****ed" and he says
"hey" i stare at him for a little
bit then say hey back he then said
"i just came to get my shirt" (he keeps
his undershirts in a drawer in there)
so i'm just staring at him as he gets
his shirt with my joint still in my hand
he then goes back to the door and looks
at me and says, "alright" i say "alright'
he then walks out and closes the door
behind him.

With some proper phrasing, that could've been
pretty epic
HILT!

Where's Waldo?

#17
Quote by OliOsbourne
With some proper phrasing, that could've been
pretty epic

i know but
i'm really tired
and didn't feel
like doing it
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#19
I almost got caught sneaking into the Borgia tower in Venezia, but remained undetected and set it on fire.
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#20
Stealing cigarettes
"Fapping"
Smokin' dope (including tickets for possession and paraphernalia)
Drunk driving
Nailing other guys' girlfriends

You know, I thought I was a pretty decent guy until I made that list. Thanks a lot TS.


Oh, and nice story, tortilla.
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Last edited by Jazz Funeral at Sep 12, 2011,
#21
Quote by tortilla
***THIS IS A TRUE STORY***

"Tortilla's story


Man, I can just imagine that split second "Sweet Jesus I'm so dead" feeling when he opened the door.
#22
Fapping, weed, yaddayaddayadda.

Alright, so a while back I had this phase where I would come home from school, get ripped out of my mind, and just chill in the house naked. It was liberating. Anyways, I thought my mom was at work all day that day but apparently she got off work early. I was upstairs eating Kraft Dinner and listening to City & Colour. I didn't hear the car pull up because of the music, so all I heard was the key fumbling in the lock. I couldn't get downstairs to my room where my clothes were, so I brought the KD into the bathroom and hung out there for like 20 min pretending to take a shit until she went into her room. I then proceeded to book it to my room, which still had my vape lying on my desk.

That was a very lucky day.
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#23
Driving 110 mph in an uninsured Cadillac CTS on a crowded interstate in the middle of the afternoon.

I was a dumbass, but it still was cool as shit.
#24
Sex, fapatory fapping, fapping at my grandmas, playing guitar naked. blowing in my dogs butthole ( i was young and it made a cool sound) yeah thats it i think
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#26
I had a close call fapping in a parking lot once, too.
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#27
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blowing in my dogs butthole ( i was young and it made a cool sound)


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I love you bro. I'd totally turn gay for you after that.

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#28
i think my dad
is either
1. the stupidest man alive
2. fine with me doing drugs
c. smokes weed himself
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
Last edited by tortilla at Sep 12, 2011,
#29
My dad almost caught me getting to third base but luckily the short stop overthrew the ball.
#30
Quote by MetallicSka
Fapping, weed, yaddayaddayadda.

Alright, so a while back I had this phase where I would come home from school, get ripped out of my mind, and just chill in the house naked. It was liberating. Anyways, I thought my mom was at work all day that day but apparently she got off work early. I was upstairs eating Kraft Dinner and listening to City & Colour. I didn't hear the car pull up because of the music, so all I heard was the key fumbling in the lock. I couldn't get downstairs to my room where my clothes were, so I brought the KD into the bathroom and hung out there for like 20 min pretending to take a shit until she went into her room. I then proceeded to book it to my room, which still had my vape lying on my desk.

That was a very lucky day.

"Kid, why do you have this pipe on your desk? Get out of the bathroom right now."
"I can't, mom."
"And why is that?"
"...well, and this has nothing to do with the vape, but... i'm nakers in here. Full out."


Anywho, trespassing a lot, especially when sneaking into shows. Had a couple of close calls involving running from bikers trying to get into a festival.
#31
Quote by tortilla
i think my dad
is either
1. the stupidest man alive
2. fine with me doing drugs
c. smokes weed himself


wat
you're a stone fox
#32
Oh and i almost got caught putting sand in my bass naked.
Hi, you're better than me. Have a nice day!
#33
Quote by Saint78
wat

because there was
this one time where
i just quickly threw
my bag of weed behind
my amp before school
and when i got back
after school my room
was clean and everything
and sitting on top of my amp
was my bag of weed
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#34
ooh i was also most caught my mums girlfriend all naked , while doing the sticky fingers,
her dad was on the phone from the US , so she just marched in , hes a US army captain i was always scared of that guy , he said if id mess with his girl he would come to get me with his machete and cut my balls .
#35
Quote by tortilla
because there was
this one time where
i just quickly threw
my bag of weed behind
my amp before school
and when i got back
after school my room
was clean and everything
and sitting on top of my amp
was my bag of weed

I think he was talking about

1.
2.
c.
HILT!

Where's Waldo?

#36
Quote by OliOsbourne
I think he was talking about

1.
2.
c.

12c is better
than 123
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#37
This one time I was
Almost caught doing haiku
In a thread I found.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#38
Quote by strat0blaster
This one time I was
Almost caught doing haiku
In a thread I found.


Man good thing you weren't
That would have been horrible
We would all hate you
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#39
Quote by bradulator
Man good thing you weren't
That would have been horrible
We would all hate you

Nobody hates me
They can only love me to
Varying degrees
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
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