Poll: Your Parents
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Extreme left commie shit: "Hey son, I got us enough heroin to last the weekend!"
2 2%
Far left: "Your teacher called about your grades today. I told that bitch to chill the **** out"
7 5%
Left leaning: "C'mon son, lets have a beer or two."
15 11%
Centrist: "I know you'll probably have sex, just be safe, please."
54 41%
Democrat
12 9%
Republican
12 9%
Militant: "C+? This is shameful."
14 11%
Fascist: "You vill do ze homeverk, sleep at nein, and if not, I vill beat you senselessly"
6 5%
Dictatorship: "Grounded? I bet you wish you were that lucky."
4 3%
Other
6 5%
Voters: 132.
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#1
I've always thought my mom to be kind of a republican parent. Little to no spending, has socially conservative values, etc. My dad is more like a liberal democrat. He's more of a spender, more trusting of my judgment, but at the same time it's not like he's a hippie parent who uses drugs with their kids.

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#2
My dad's a bender. My mum loves fanny.
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#3
Mom is a bit more liberal than my dad. Not quite one of those crazy liberals, but definitely leaning towards that side.

I know socialism is a economic system. But whatever political ideology advocates that, that's what my dad is. (Commie?)
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#5
You have no understanding of what any of those ideologies really mean and dictatorship is not an ideology it is a type of ruler or governing rule for example Hitler was a dictator but facist while Stalin was a dictator but communist.
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#6
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You have no understanding of what any of those ideologies really mean and dictatorship is not an ideology it is a type of ruler or governing rule for example Hitler was a dictator but facist while Stalin was a dictator but communist.
Not really a super srs thread, so...don't give a shit.
#7
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You have no understanding of what any of those ideologies really mean and dictatorship is not an ideology it is a type of ruler or governing rule for example Hitler was a dictator but facist while Stalin was a dictator but communist.



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Commie fascist bastard...
#8
My parents are like Marxism. Dead.
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#9
All the lovely people here complaining about the poll being not-so-accurate...

I chose centrist. I mean my mom doesn't really stop me from doing all the dumb shit I like to do, but she doesn't like it either.
#11
My first 5 years... COLONIAL regime...
..next 5 years.... fascist
..next 5 years... Republican
.. now .. Centrist..
.. i think i can speculate abt the future govt..
#12
Moral authoritarians
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#13
mum is liberal, dad is conservative in parenting styles
#14
"Hey son. I got us enough Heroin to last us the weekend"

ROFLMAO. I would PAY to see a parent like that.
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#15
Well my parents are/were pretty chill, so I voted Left-leaning. Don't really see the connection to communism though.
#18
i didnt know a shitload of heroin was the norm for a commie


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Well my parents are/were pretty chill, so I voted Left-leaning. Don't really see the connection to communism though.


i think he is trying to portray that left leaning people tend to be more accepting of socialism which is more related to communism than conservatism, but they arent even close to the same so his mistake
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#21
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I've always thought my mom to be kind of a republican parent. Little to no spending, has socially conservative values, etc. My dad is more like a liberal democrat. He's more of a spender, more trusting of my judgment, but at the same time it's not like he's a hippie parent who uses drugs with their kids.

Exactly the same for me.
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#22
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Not really a super srs thread, so...don't give a shit.

I think he gave your thread a 3. So sad.


I'm pretty sure my parents don't understand politics really. So that's alright. They claim to Republicans though, which they are pretty much. My dad is fairly conservative as is my mom.
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#26
somewhere between Militant and Fascist at times.

at other times they're Centrist....they're weird.
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#27
whether someones dumb enough to do drugs with their children has little to no bearing on their politics. most people I know who smoke weed with their kids are republicans. quite frankly, if they were democrats I'd be ashamed.
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#30
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whether someones dumb enough to do drugs with their children has little to no bearing on their politics. most people I know who smoke weed with their kids are republicans. quite frankly, if they were democrats I'd be ashamed.

I'm a republican and I have never provided weed to my kids. The little fuckers can get jobs and buy their own weed.
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#31
My dad is left leaning and my mom fluctuates between miliant and centrist.
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#32
I'd say left leaning. My dad express right wing sentiments at times though.
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#33
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Mom is a bit more liberal than my dad. Not quite one of those crazy liberals, but definitely leaning towards that side.

I know socialism is a economic system. But whatever political ideology advocates that, that's what my dad is. (Commie?)

socialism is a political ideology
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#34
Militant. They're been in a war with each other for over 10 years now I think.
#35
Both my parents, my dad extremly, are very conservative. However I am liberal and my mom supports me in that. But my dad is a racist, homophobe who is somewhat sexist. And he doesn't like me doin music and havin long hair
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#36
I think it's communism over here but not what you described up there... what i have here is equality on everything, yo ugotta eat with everybody at the same time, gotta eat teh same, wait till everybody's food is ready, share this and that.. equally... ah i hate it really
#37
left leaning centrists
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#38
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I'm a republican and I have never provided weed to my kids. The little fuckers can get jobs and buy their own weed.



Damn straight. Money's tight and we all gotta be frugal about our drug expenditures.
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#39
Far left, my mum can be very ignorant, racist, fascist, inappropriate.

She is a great mother though, just her values and attitude at stuff sucks.

My dad is leaning left because he/was chilled.
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