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#1
To visit my dad's side of the family.
Apparantly the Zetas have arrived in this peaceful little town of 2,000 which happens to be a tourist town located in the state of Guadalajara.

Apparantly the carjackings and shit are up, and it just so happens that we have to rent a car when we get there.
****.
So I can only imagine what'll happen when someone notices a nice car driving around with some white looking people. (Dad is mostly spaniard so he's always mistaken for a whitey, I'm not.)

So I need shit to entertain me, all I have is a 30gig ipod classic, I don't dare take my laptop.
How do I entertain myself for the last days of my life?

Link to the beheadings that occured.
http://www.chron.com/news/nation-world/article/Beheadings-signal-cartel-s-arrival-in-small-1728207.php
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#2
Drink as much of the water as you can.
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#3
this should contain all you need to know about Mexico. maybe.
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#4
I hope you get stabbed or sold into sex slavery be cause you said 'Mejico.'

EDIT: After actually reading the post I can see that's probably going to happen.
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#5
That's the spelling in spanish roodypoo.

I'm looking for entertainment ideas I can carry on my ipod.
Movies, Shows, Games, etc.
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#7
Apparantly, you never learned to spell "apparently."

Lame spelling nazi-ism aside, you should be fine. I don't see the need in renting a fancy car when you get there, so if you pick something low key, you'll probably be okay.

How long are you staying there for?
#8
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That's the spelling in spanish roodypoo.

I'm looking for entertainment ideas I can carry on my ipod.
Movies, Shows, Games, etc.

Unless the entire conversation is going to be in Spanish don't use a single fucking Spanish word in an otherwise entirely English statement.
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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#10
You've got to assert your dominance, like prison or if you were a dog. When you get there rape the Zetas leader and piss everywhere.
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#11
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You've got to assert your dominance, like prison or if you were a dog. When you get there rape the Zetas leader and piss everywhere.


Clearly this is the best idea. Do it. Now.
#12
Pot......lots of it....
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#13
Quote by ryan_nadon
Unless the entire conversation is going to be in Spanish don't use a single fucking Spanish word in an otherwise entirely English statement.



So you abstain from using all words that aren't 100% inherently English in origin, no matter how far back you go? Don't be a tard.


TS, you should be fine. You'd be a lot worse off as a whitey on the coasts of South Africa atm. Or any time for that matter. Just don't rent a Chevy, don't walk around with your headphones in and don't go out at night.
#14
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#15
It is actually written México, and the state you are probably talking about is Jalisco, Guadalajara is a city in Jalisco. And yes there are Zetas everywhere.
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#17
Just send them a postcard. Apparently you're too much of a wuss to kill, maim and destroy the Cartel's families.

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#18
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Unless the entire conversation is going to be in Spanish don't use a single fucking Spanish word in an otherwise entirely English statement.


This is 'Merica! Speak 'Merican and if you don't like it you can ghEt OuT!
#19
"Hey guys, I'm going to 中国. What should I see?"

What, don't you know that "中国" is China in Chinese? Man, you guys are a bunch of losers!
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#20
just a word of advice, i'm from Monterrey Mexico, and its pretty bad in here, you should't have a really nice and big car when you drive to Jalisco, and without a question a car with US registration papers or US plates, you could get kidnaped for the only reason that you are an american citizen and they can have a big ransome in dollars, soo be careful and stay alert in all time...
#21
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Unless the entire conversation is going to be in Spanish don't use a single fucking Spanish word in an otherwise entirely English statement.


Shut the **** up retard. No one cares for your stupid nyan-ass opinion.


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Pot......lots of it....

At first I was like I should take some, but to family over there, I could only imagine how they would see it if I were smoking a drug that's killing people every day.

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It is actually written México, and the state you are probably talking about is Jalisco, Guadalajara is a city in Jalisco. And yes there are Zetas everywhere.


eh, I got into a long discussion with my dad about the capital and all this shit. I don't know why I called it a state.


But I'm not too worried, If something happens, there isn't shit I can do so whatever.
I've visited this place since I was 4, but I guess until recently there hasn't been cartel activity in that little town.


I need entertainment ideas >.>

Shit to put on my ipod. Alternate firmwares with games or anything like that.
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just a word of advice, i'm from Monterrey Mexico, and its pretty bad in here, you should't have a really nice and big car when you drive to Jalisco, and without a question a car with US registration papers or US plates, you could get kidnaped for the only reason that you are an american citizen and they can have a big ransome in dollars, soo be careful and stay alert in all time...


This.

How are things going in Monterrey man? The only news I hear right now are from Veracruz.
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#23
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Shit to put on my ipod. Alternate firmwares with games or anything like that.

http://exclaim.ca/MusicVideo/ClickHear/lil_b-free_music_complete_myspace_collection

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#24
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At first I was like I should take some, but to family over there, I could only imagine how they would see it if I were smoking a drug that's killing people every day.

wat.......OH, you mean like the Cartel, Just don't let them see you smoke it then , it's not like because you smoke pot the cartel is just going to **** your shit up.
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#25
I know, but If i smoked over there, they would notice I was high, smell it, or something else.
I just think it's disrespectful, if their state is being terrorized by these ****s to look like I'm supporting it.
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#27
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I know, but If i smoked over there, they would notice I was high, smell it, or something else.
I just think it's disrespectful, if their state is being terrorized by these ****s to look like I'm supporting it.

I see your point then, fair enough. Still though, I don't see how it would seem like you were supporting murder and crime by smoking it because people fight over it. That's like spending money is disrespectful to the people who have been robbed and murdered for money. I see your point, it's cool, I'm just sayin'.
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#28
If youre that scared, speak Spanish, and pretend you're from Sonora, Mexico. Most Sonorans are white.

Be careful though.
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#29
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This.

How are things going in Monterrey man? The only news I hear right now are from Veracruz.


the last big this was the attack of the casino royale that took 52 inocent lives because the owner would't pay to the zetas "protection money", and then the brother of our current mayor was caught on camara taking money has a bribery.

if you live here you know what not to do and stuff, in the news you ear about murders every day, but almost all of them are conected to organized crime, inocent people just get mugged or got their car stolen...

cheers from monterrey....
#30
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If youre that scared, speak Spanish, and pretend you're from Sonora, Mexico. Most Sonorans are white.

Be careful though.


This. Unless you have an accent, because then it will be really obvious that you're lying.
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#31
Well they won't be monitoring people.
It was the car I was worried about, rental places don't usually have aged cars.
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- Carl Sagan
#32
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Most Sonorans are white.



I'm from Sonora, and have a ****ing annoying farmers tan. Goddammit.


But yeah, be cool.
#33
In my experience most Americans have a pretty obvious accent when they speak Spanish. My advisor is from Maryland, she has been living here for 15 years and she still makes mistakes when she speaks.
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#34
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the last big this was the attack of the casino royale that took 52 inocent lives because the owner would't pay to the zetas "protection money", and then the brother of our current mayor was caught on camara taking money has a bribery.

if you live here you know what not to do and stuff, in the news you ear about murders every day, but almost all of them are conected to organized crime, inocent people just get mugged or got their car stolen...

cheers from monterrey....


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#35
Your only option is to bring Denzel Washington:



Zetas ain't got shit on Crecy Bear.
#37
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Your only option is to bring Denzel Washington:


Zetas ain't got shit on Crecy Bear.


Great movie


I actually drive by the music school where the girl got kidnapped almost every weekend.

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#38
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I'm from Sonora, and have a ****ing annoying farmers tan. Goddammit.


But yeah, be cool.


Wacho?

>_>

Just pretend you're a deaf mute TS. The whole family.
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#39
You are visiting one of the most important states of Mexico in terms of cultural heritage and you are asking for movies and music to watch in your ipod? Wow kid, go outside take a tour of the city, visit the museums, enjoy a piece of mariachi in the alameda or enjoy the amazing cuisine of the locals. I can assure you that Jalisco is one of the safest states in the country I spent 2 weeks there in the summer.
#40
look inside your mind man. Zone out a bit, focus. make yourself daydream. Try controlin your dreams when you take a nap or go to bed
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