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#6
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#8
Not flaming, but that hardly seems possible..
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#10
Sure smelled like Anon in there....
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syn is my favourite guitarist, but he is not the fastest


He's my favourite too, but you're have to be seriously ignorant and naive to think he's the fastest.

I voted MAB.
That being said i'm not too fond of MAB. He's a cool down to earth guy, but everything he plays is boring and generic xxxshredzxxx
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#13
...A poll for something measurable?

That's thick.

Here's the results from a quite-old-now alternate picking clocking project by some magazine of sorts by the by:


There's also an interesting thread in the 80's/shred/progressive forum on this.
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#14
I love how they actually name the fastest guitarist in the introduction but then have a poll, being fast isn't subjective.
#15
That's the stupidest thing ever, there's a guiness world record for fastest guitarist so syn can't be it. even if he was, so ****? most stuff like that is rubbish anyway

syn's not even that fast is his? i always thought of him as being on the tasteful side of shredding
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#16
lol a poll for something that can actually be calculated?

stupid.
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syn's not even that fast is his? i always thought of him as being on the tasteful side of shredding


He's fast, just not shockingly fast. Definitely should not be nominated for the top 50. I've always seen him as much more of a melodic player than brootz shredder.
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This guy goes to 320 bpm on that song.

Yeah, but according to a lot of people, Synyster Gates is faster..so that makes it true.
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#22
people actually care what's written in Guitar World?

not to mention no one has heard of any of these guys.

besides me, how many of you have even heard of Danny Gatton, Mick Barr, or Jimmy Bryant?
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#24
Avenged Sevenfold is one of my favorite bands (sue me) but Syn the fastest? Yes, and pink elephants can play Dragonforce on a tambourine.
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He's fast, just not shockingly fast. Definitely should not be nominated for the top 50. I've always seen him as much more of a melodic player than brootz shredder.

this and many more things already posted.

Actually as an A7X, I'm still going to laugh at those results for obvious reasons. Syn should've gotten at least 50% of the votes.
I hope you realise that was a troll Out of those, did vote Broderick though. Don't know exact speeds of all of those guys, but what I know, Broderick is absolutely ridiculously fast.
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#26
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people actually care what's written in Guitar World?

not to mention no one has heard of any of these guys.

besides me, how many of you have even heard of Danny Gatton, Mick Barr, or Jimmy Bryant?


I think Guitar World is a terrible magazine so no i don't care. Trying to measure the worlds fastest guitarist isn't exactly measurable though.

And i have never heard of those guitarist
#27
tbh i thought usain bolt was the fastest guitarist of all time...
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tbh i thought usain bolt was the fastest guitarist of all time...


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#31
All time hasn't happened yet. Not until the universe collapses in on itself can guitar world accurately name a winrar.
#33


Actually, pretty sure Skwisgaar Skwigelf is the fastest guitarist in the world..

Idiots.

MAB does come pretty close though



He does after all have a quad guitar.
#37
I think that poll is more accurate if the question was "Which guitarist has the most fan boys?"
#39
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...A poll for something measurable?

That's thick.

Here's the results from a quite-old-now alternate picking clocking project by some magazine of sorts by the by:


There's also an interesting thread in the 80's/shred/progressive forum on this.



This isn't that old, only about 3 years old and it was in Guitar World.

And less hate on the people who voted, let's hate on whoever did that write-up. I tell ya, some of these "journalism" folks really need to be schooled in competency. Some chick who is the Editor of my county paper does an editorial column and frequently used poor structure and writing, going as far as referencing an unimportant character as only "The guy". Jesus. /rant
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