#1
In the wake of, well, ScarJo's boobs and ass popping up on Reddit, I thought of this scenario:

Let's say you're famous in whatever you do, and a few pictures of your private parts show up on Reddit, or (insert site here). What would you do?

Hell, I wouldn't mind. I mean, how do you think the dude who, as a baby, has his naked dick out on the cover on Nevermind?
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#2
Most likely shrug it off and go back to eating crack rocks off of dead hookers.
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#4
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Hell, I wouldn't mind. I mean, how do you think the dude who, as a baby, has his naked dick out on the cover on Nevermind?


You're right, I don't think the dude that has his naked dick out on the cover on Never minds at all.
#6
I would say, "Yes, I am a human being with sexual reproductive organs. Deal with it."
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#7
bathe in my new found fame
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#9
I'd probably go, "yeah, I know, you don't have to tell me about it " to the people who saw the pictures.
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#10
I'd probably see what the comments about my wang are, if positive then I'll whap it out for more money. If negative then I'll whap it out for more money.
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#11
Tell them those privates are not mine. I'd even take pictures to prove it.
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#12
I'd get naked and fuck the nearest thing on live television. That would sure as hell cover up that sex-scandal of mine that leaked on the internet...
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#13
Impossible, I have no genitals, so...
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Let's say you're famous in whatever you do, and a few pictures of your private parts show up on Reddit, or (insert site here).

No one would recognize em. No one gets famous in my field outside the field itself.

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#16
run down the street naked screaming "IM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT" then question why anybody would want to see a fat harry guy naked
#18
*leaves thread and goes to reddit*

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#19
A few naked pics on the internet do not constitute a sex scandal
#20
I'd release better ones. I figure, if they've already seen me naked, I might as well make sure I have a decent photographer get me in a good light.
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Hell, I wouldn't mind. I mean, how do you think the dude who, as a baby, has his naked dick out on the cover on Nevermind?

Actually, he has mentioned that it makes him uncomfortable in interviews.
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#22
There are pics of me banging my ex floating around between mutual friends, and I don't give a shit.

Bothers her waaaaaayyyyyyy more.
#23
Slightly embarrassing at first. But then I would realize that I am reasonably well endowed, therefore, if anything, it would benefit me.
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#24
Dude if you're taking pictures of yourself in compromising positions in the first place, expect someday someone will see them who shouldn't.
#25
It wouldn't be a problem because obviously i'd be famous BECAUSE of those parts
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#26
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Actually, he has mentioned that it makes him uncomfortable in interviews.

How stupid is that? No one even has to know it's him unless he tells them. Way to screw yourself over bud

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#27
Not quite the same but the at 3am the other night, my first night in uni, I was just walking around my room in the nude (I sleep naked. That testicular torsion thread doesn't scare me) and the suddenly some arsehole outside shone a torch into my window and he saw everything.

Next morning I found out it may have been a security guard because they walk around the grounds. But still, it was freakin' 3 in the morning. However I hope I see him soon, I need to explain to him that my heater wasn't working.
#28
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How stupid is that? No one even has to know it's him unless he tells them. Way to screw yourself over bud

He has his own wiki page.
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#29
I'd be all like "men, you wish yours was this big, women, you wish your man's was this big", and then women would be all like "I saw your pics, put it in me", then I'd do them wherever we were. Even Kate Silverton on BBC Breakfast would be like that, and we'd just **** on the desk in front of Bill Turnbull. He's be like "awww I wanna do that (woman) ".


Yeah.
#30
More sex.
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*scratches head wondering what a scarjo is and if it actually has boobs*
*wonders if it might be a person*
*assumes Scarlett Johanson*
*leaves thread and goes to reddit*

Fixed.
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#31
I'd send them even more pictures in exchange for cash.
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#33
I'd run around in circles screaming because everyone would have seen my tiny penis.
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#34
i learned in class this evening that Mexicans are most accepting of sex scandals and the Japanese are the least. isn't it fun when what you learn is applicable outside of class?
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#35
**** the haters, when I'm rich and famous I'm gonna have a rocket powered limo and I'll be looking at my pile of extravagant hookers and drugs, and what will they have? Oh yeah a picture of my dick.
#36
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Tell them those privates are not mine. I'd even take pictures to prove it.



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#38
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']There are pics of me banging my ex floating around between mutual friends, and I don't give a shit.

Bothers her waaaaaayyyyyyy more.

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#40
How can it be a scandal if I post the pictures myself?
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