#1
The Dirty Bubble

An explanation that will be better than mine.

It's a site to review your previous lovers. So you meet someone, check 'em out on DB and hey presto you know a little more about them.

Y'know, it's a great way to:

  • Stalk people
  • Freak out the girl you've just met
  • See what the guy your ex dumped you for, is like
  • Bitch about your ex
  • Bitch about your ex
  • Bitch about your ex


I hope to god this doesn't take off. It's hugely unrepresentative, entirely driven by lust, spite and idiocy, and my profile would be awful.
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#3
Oh dear god. Kill me if this ever gets off.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#4
Welcome to the future, boys.
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#5
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Welcome to the future, boys.


I read this in the past.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#6
Well that's gross.
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#7
This is going to be hilarious.
I can't see it getting big, but it'll definitely be there.

People just accidentally clicking shit and posting info all over their facebook pages.
#8


Not about this? I am disappoint.
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LET'S GO BUCKS
#9
This is the only Dirty Bubble I need:


Edit: God damn it, just beaten.
#11


This isn't just disturbing, it's sickening.
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#12
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
I read this in the past.

Yes, strictly speaking, everything anyone will ever read will be from the past and anything you'll ever see, hear or sense will be from the past. All sensory input will be from past events. Like reading about what your bitchy exes post about you online so future and really stalkerish girls can read up on you.

I almost wished we didn't have the internet right now.
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#13
Quote by Kensai
Yes, strictly speaking, everything anyone will ever read will be from the past and anything you'll ever see, hear or sense will be from the past. All sensory input will be from past events. Like reading about what your bitchy exes post about you online so future and really stalkerish girls can read up on you.

I almost wished we didn't have the internet right now.


too old, didn't read.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#15
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If by 'just beaten' you mean almost ten minutes ago, in the first post, then yes.

All I see in the first post is a hotlink blocker.
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#16
Quote by Dirge Humani
If by 'just beaten' you mean almost ten minutes ago, in the first post, then yes.


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sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#18
Quote by Dirge Humani
If by 'just beaten' you mean almost ten minutes ago, in the first post, then yes.
Barely even a first post.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#19
Quote by Dirge Humani
If by 'just beaten' you mean almost ten minutes ago, in the first post, then yes.



You are naive



#20
I typed in Kensai. It just said "flaccid"
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#21
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
too old, didn't read.

This post is yet older.

Quote by Jackal58
I typed in Kensai. It just said "flaccid"

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#22
Oh my holy hell. That is fucking stupid.

Somebody please correct me if i'm wrong; but this sounds to me like it takes away all necessity for flirting/courting/ actually getting to know someone by....errr......what's that word now.......can't quite remember it........


OH, that's it: TALKING to them.

Surely part of the fun in getting to know people you're trying to get/are hooked up with is a certain amount of uncertainty? If everything is provided to you on a plate, what else is there to do other than shag?

EDIT: Oh, wait; it proberbly tells you how good at sex they are also. My bad. Go straight to the split-up then.
Wait.....it doesn't tell you how well they take splitting up as well does it...
Last edited by rockdude375 at Sep 15, 2011,
#23
So this is the e-version of someone bitching about their ex to their friends? Only their friends are everyone on the internet.
#24
Finally. Now everyone will know how badly I was treated by Våd.

He wasn't very tender.
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Last edited by Oblivion_Rps at Sep 15, 2011,
#25
Quote by andyscoot
So this is the e-version of someone bitching about their ex to their friends? Only their friends are everyone on the internet.


Not only that, it's essentially the dating equivalent of reading the reviews of a restaurant before you decide to eat there:

"She looked great, but she gave me gonorrhea. 2/5 - Would not fuck again.."
Last edited by PeZ546 at Sep 15, 2011,
#27
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
too old, didn't read.


It will not take off, as Dirty Bubble is the worst name anyone has given anything, ever.

Then again, it's linked to facebook, which means it will become an epidemic.
Horseness is the whatness of allhorse.
We are all Neil Lennon
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#28
I thought this would be about the Austrailuan farmer who had giant methane bubbles on his farm. There was a thread here about it.
#29
This is the worst idea ever. It'll get trolled beyond belief so there will be no point in using it. If people are that naive to believe what they read on there they need help.

It'll never take off.
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#30
Oh, this will go over well. It's not like a bitter ex could distort the truth and ruin someone's reputation forever.
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#31
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This is the worst idea ever. It'll get trolled beyond belief so there will be no point in using it. If people are that naive to believe what they read on there they need help.

It'll never take off.


You are correct except for one point. I think, sadly, it will take off, because people are so obscessed by the whole 'social networking' thing that it will become the only thing a lot of people know how to do as regards attracting/flirting etc. etc. with another.
#34
What's going to stop me from reviewing myself? There'll be no one to prevent me from revealing my premature ejaculation problem to the world. People can be so hurtful
#35
My terrible idea detector is picking up readings that are off the chart!

#36
I always use the Dirty Bubble. And no, i'm not talking about this website.


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#37
Quote by Jackal58
I typed in Kensai. It just said "flaccid"


Well we all know that's true. And he enjoys handjobs from his dad or something.


Quote by rockdude375
You are correct except for one point. I think, sadly, it will take off, because people are so obscessed by the whole 'social networking' thing that it will become the only thing a lot of people know how to do as regards attracting/flirting etc. etc. with another.


Maybe I'm just getting older, but what is it with kids these days and making vast, jaded generalizations that paint themselves as the only people who function normally? (as I paint myself as the only one show doesnt do this.)
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Last edited by tayroar at Sep 19, 2011,
#38
but I don't have facebook
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#39
is this like reviewing hotels, with someone who has a 5 star reviews, you keep scrolling down and someone puts a 1 star saying, he burns toast for fun.
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