#3
This is great!


I hear he's an aggressive biologist:



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#5
That is very good TS.
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#6
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I haven't actually seen this movie, but did he just punch a Camel/Llama!?!?

Yes, and it's fucking hilarious.
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“I can’t really comment on it further. It is being looked into and it’s being taken seriously,” she said.

How??????
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The profile went on to say Dr Barbarian completed his PhD, entitled ‘To Hear The Lamentation of Their Women: Constructions of Masculinity in Contemporary Zamoran Literature’ at UCD and was appointed to the School of English in 2006, “after sucessfully decapitating his predecessor during a bloody battle which will long be remembered in legend and song”.

This is so fucking awesome that language cannot describe how awesome it actually is.
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#9
Why do people take this so seriously? It was just some harmless fun.
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I haven't actually seen this movie, but did he just punch a Camel/Llama!?!?


Yeah man, fu ck camels.
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Anyone else signing up for "Vengeance for beginners"?


I am, but I'm actually enrolled with Professor Inigo Montoya.
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Anyone else signing up for "Vengeance for beginners"?


Already enrolled.

Also:

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#19
“I can’t really comment on it further. It is being looked into and it’s being taken seriously,” she said.

She's just pissy because she thought he was a real professor at first and got excited.
#20
and that, is why I'm aiming to go there next year
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#21
They've got it wrong... everybody knows Conan is a LIBRARIAN... sheesh...
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