#1
so my best friend from work has took a new job and is moving away, she really is one of the few people who make my work worth going to.......i am ****ing devestated!

I expect no sympathetic thoughts here, but had to share.
#2
If you don't want sympathy what did you expect? Is she fit?
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#3
inb4 "oh hey Marcho123456 ! i agree, it sucks !! which is why i took a job at GOOGLE.ADSENSE.COM and changed my life for the better, and now i can see ALL my friends !! FACELIFTBAR !!'
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#6
Well, you say she - so my only suggestion is to make yourself feel better by giving her a good ol' bonein' That will give you and her an excellent memory to remember eachother by.

You'll soon be forgotten if you were simply just a "work-buddy" as oppose to a "sex-buddy"
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#7
You should just offer a job to make her stay.

Offer her a rimjob.


....I'll see myself out
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#10
Quote by padgea7x
You should just offer a job to make her stay.

Offer her a rimjob.


....I'll see myself out


A rim shot for your rimjob! *Badum tsh!*

ok, I'll see myself out too.
#11
I hate it when I post in the pit knowing the responses are going to be completely insane. I just can't help it. Its like a gambling addiction.
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#12
Quote by vultures?OMG
A rim shot for your rimjob! *Badum tsh!*

ok, I'll see myself out too.


that's me entering the thread to read your comment
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#13
Quote by shikkaka
I hate it when I post in the pit knowing the responses are going to be completely insane. I just can't help it. Its like a gambling addiction.



Hey now, thats not fair. I gave true and credible advice.

Chicks don't remember "work-buddies" - you've got to take some initiative!
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#15
Quote by SG_dave
You wanna fuck her don't you TS.

this. just do it man. i mean do her, shit you know.
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#17
Quote by laid-to-waste
inb4 "oh hey Marcho123456 ! i agree, it sucks !! which is why i took a job at GOOGLE.ADSENSE.COM and changed my life for the better, and now i can see ALL my friends !! FACELIFTBAR !!'



oh hey laid-to-waste ! sometimes I have to respond with a mildly witty comment. that nomraly meens i sad, when i sad I just buy alot of this and I feel all better.
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