Poll: How do you arrange the toilet paper?
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View poll results: How do you arrange the toilet paper?
Fold it into neat squares
55 50%
Just bunch it up and hope the job gets done
45 41%
Don't wipe
4 4%
I crap in the woods
7 6%
Voters: 111.
#1
So after you're done dropping a glorious turd out of your behind, how do you arrange the toilet paper? Fold it? Ball it up? Other?
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Last edited by FicticiousCacti at Sep 16, 2011,
#2
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#4
Screw it up. Folding my fingers feel too close to mine hole.
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#7
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#8
Usually the first one, but also the second one at times.
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#9
At first, I get two pieces and fold them together so it's 1 piece diameter but 2 pieces thick, then when the brunt of the work is done I'll go for the singles.
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#10
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At first, I get two pieces and fold them together so it's 1 piece diameter but 2 pieces thick, then when the brunt of the work is done I'll go for the singles.

2 pieces? Hell I use 8.
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#11
Why would I bother to neatly fold what I am about to wipe my ass with and subsequently flush down the toilet?
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#17
I crumple it up, but I do it in an organized fashion.
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#21
I roll it up into a cylinder and then wipe along the entire cylinder.

Just realised how homo that might look.
#23
Quote by devourke
I roll it up into a cylinder and then wipe along the entire cylinder.

Just realised how homo that might look.

I'm scarred for life after imagining that. Thanks.
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#24
There was a studied in psychology that claimed that people who folded their toilet paper into squares had on average a higher IQ. :P
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There was a studied in psychology that claimed that people who folded their toilet paper into squares had on average a higher IQ. :P

That's some crappy news.
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