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So I live in a downstairs room in a shared terraced house, and my next door neighbours have just bought a rooster. As they also live in a terraced house and not on a farm (where farm animals are traditionally kept), they have decided that the best place to keep George is in their back garden, around 10 metres from my bed.

Now naturally I enjoy sleeping occasionally and want to kill this beast, and record the sound of my garotting it the highest possible quality.

Here's a recording I just took of George, by putting a pencil condenser in my back garden and hitting record - http://soundcloud.com/sonnysam/george

I was wondering if you guys have any tips for improving the audio quality before I actually go ahead and choke the life out of it?


Here's my setup:

2007 Macbook Pro, running Logic Pro 9 with Waves
Motu Ultralite Mk. II
2x Rode NT5
1x sE 2200a
3x SM58
2x SM57
Sennheiser HD280 Pro headphones
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Last edited by Sonny_sam at Sep 17, 2011,
#2
Whoopse, looks like we cant find that page
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#3
Sorry, edited with a working link

You should know that I've been brooding over this for a while, it really is a fowl creature.
Quote by griffRG7321
become a circumsizer, you get like £60,000 a year + tips.

Quote by Flying Couch
Because I'm not aerodynamic. All the other airborne furniture laugh at me.

LIKE PORTISHEAD?
#5
Do you guys get arrested for killing a chicken in USA ?

Seems like a cool country. In here, they don't give a damn about chickens !

I <3 chickens
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Do you guys get arrested for killing a chicken in USA ?

Seems like a cool country. In here, they don't give a damn about chickens !

I <3 chickens



I wouldn't really know about the USA, but in the UK, it's only illegal if you get caught :P

I love chickens too, when they are on a plate & not waking me up at an ungodly hour every morning!
Quote by griffRG7321
become a circumsizer, you get like £60,000 a year + tips.

Quote by Flying Couch
Because I'm not aerodynamic. All the other airborne furniture laugh at me.

LIKE PORTISHEAD?
#7
bludgeon him to death with a condenser with a limiter and a highpass filter set around 50hz
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Quote by Sonny_sam
Sorry, edited with a working link

You should know that I've been brooding over this for a while, it really is a fowl creature.

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