#1
Write a poem on a band. Here's one about Nirvana to get us started.

There was a man named Kurt Cobain,
He was in a band and drowned with fame,
In his final days, he wasn't sane,
So he grabbed a gun and blew his brains.
#5
i like jim morrison
i like drugs
they are
cool
my name is
tortilla
now i will
write a poem

"I like Jim Morrison. He writes cool songs."
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
Last edited by bradulator at Sep 18, 2011,
#6
*clears throat* AHEM. *Deep breath*

This is one I like to call, "I Cum Blood"

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
****ing the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tonguing her rotted anus
I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, **** and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more
I came blood inside of her
choking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
to slit my **** with a knife

That concludes this masterpiece.

(Sorry if it offends anyone, those lyrics are ****ed )
ಠ_ಠ
- Yes, My name is actually Terran -
- Not just a Starcraft fan -


Terran > Zerg and Protoss
#7
The Beatles kicked ass.
They're better than your band is.
Eat haiku, bitches.
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2017: 75-87
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2017: 4-5
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 92-54
#8
there once as a man named julian,
a rock legend, he as truly an
he got pretty drunk,
but he still got the funk
and he sang like a beautiful hooligan
#9
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't like The Who

There once was a man named Enos
Who was born without a penis
RIP Dime
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#10
Amy MacDonald's a babe
A babe is Amy MacDonald.
Amy MacDonald's a babe.
Amy MacDonald's a babe.
#11
I read this on the internet somewhere and saved it for such an occasion...

Metallica - One


I can't remember anything
can't tell if I need slacks or jeans
my wife said to check the seams
My terrible flip flops mock me

now that sunglass hut is through with me
through new shades, I cannot see
that I was just in Armani
I think I'm still on Rodeo drive now

hold this bag as I wish for ride
oh please Cab, take me

back in the store it's hard to deal -
there's too many shirts that I must feel
but all of them must reveal
all of my awesome tats now

this damn t-shirt just sticks to me
it must be humidity
I think it came from A & E
Must get this crap off from me

hold my gut in as they pass me by
please don't recognize me

now that chick is gone
I think I'm done
Lars please help me
find a vest
should I shave my chest?
Oh please Lars help me....

Bargains- imprisoning me
all that I see
absolute savings
what a great deal
what a great find
Look at these shorts
Damn I look Sexy as Helllllllllllllll

Store clerk
has taken my card
Rang up my shoes
Rang up my jacket
Rang up my shirt
Rang up my socks
Rang up my belt
None of this shit's on sale
#12
There once was a band called D12,
They liked rap, doing drugs and to rave.
The music the played
Was not that well made,
But I like them although they're depraved.

Only one I can think of right now.

Now, some modern poetry:

Dusk falls, and here they stood.
Opeth.
It has been their plan of darkness to glorify their music,
But they
Are too underappreciated.
In this day
And age of ours.
Last edited by jimmyled at Sep 18, 2011,
#13
A Fire Inside
This is a haiku for them
I just finished it
Quote by Nomack
Next hendrix is like a a sidesplitting triumph of slapstick and scatology, a runaway moneymaker and budding franchise, the worst thing to happen to Kazakhstan since the Mongol hordes, and, a communist.


This is my sig!
#14
Thergothon are cool guys and yet you guys
have most likely never heard of this band.
probably cause you all aren't awesome enough
to be familiar with their mind blowing stuff.
it's just monolithic, over the top grand.

as hard as any of you will ever try
you simply will not find something like that
in any genre besides funeral doom.
i could just sit there alone in my room,
and i can't think of what to rhyme with "that."


Quote by bradulator
i like jim morrison
i like drugs
they are
cool
my name is
tortilla


There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#15
Is it only by thy faith your heart is pure
I have long since now given up on finding The Cure
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#16
There once was a band called the Who
and one of them wanted a poo.
So he searched for a place
To have his poo with some grace
but instead had a poo in a shoe.
There's a good chance that what I've written above is useless and if you take any of the advice it's your own fault.
#17
john george paul and ringo aboard,
with love me do gear could they afford,
each had a pretty nice head,
and though paul might be dead,
abbey road is a hell of a record
#18
John Mayer is cool,
John Mayer is swell,
If you don't like John Mayer I hope he molests your corpse in hell.
#19
Quote by vagelier
john george paul and ringo aboard,
with love me do gear could they afford,
each had a pretty nice head,
and though paul might be dead,
abbey road is a hell of a record

also;

jagger's band recorded the single,
so with paul and john they might mingle,
keith richards he rocked,
the birds yes they flocked,
and watts drummed way better than ringo.
#20
Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
if you're not listening to This Town Needs Guns
you're wrong.
#22
Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
Get your game on, get ya, get ya, game on
#23
one more since you're such a lovely audience

syd barret was a jaunty young fella,
with some acid, guitar and umbrella
he played it quite swell,
till things went from well
and in the asylum you could hear him yell-a
#24
so there's this guy, he's named Syn Gates.
he's this kid from California.
He practiced his guitar 'til late,

into the night, for long hours.
he wouldn't ever masturbate,
'cause he couldn't turn the power,

switch of his amp off long enough,
to stop and smell all the flowers,
so he did not enjoy the stuff,

in life the most of us will do,
for fun and instead he played scales,
but he still sounds like doggy poo.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#25
Lou Reed likes to shit people in their face
His music is ace
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#26
It all started in 1993,
A rock band would emerge from the El Paso scene.
With a frontman who shouted over heavy bass,
They wrote about cosmonauts in space,
But a day would come when the band would go,
Broken up by the two with afros.
They went under like a navy sub,
And experimented with new ideas like reggae and dub
Over a few years, and several line up changes,
They replaced the rough vocals with wide pitch ranges,
Gone were the lyrics barked like a dog,
Now we had beautiful latin prog,
And now we have the greatest artists since John Travolta
Now we are blessed with the presence of The Mars Volta.

Sorry, that was pretty terrible.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#27


Thorogood is a partier, no doubt about that.
He played minor league ball too, he is a talented cat.
The man likes to drink and cover old blues songs,
George does what he wants and rights no wrongs.
The guy knows what he's doing, and has a standard party plan.
Bad to the bone, a whiskey and scotch drinkin man.
#28
a nob by the name of matt bellamy
had a tune he wanted to sell a-me
the first four albums were whack,
i have them home in a stack,
but by the fifth i had developed an allergy.

true story
#29
I like Incubus

Fin.
"Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics. In fact, in England it is generally considered socially incorrect to know stuff or think about things."
-Douglas Adams
#30
damon albarn was a man full of skillaz,
relaxed with a cig and he chillaz,
but after song 2,
he had shouted 'woohoo',
so he started to work on gorillaz.
Last edited by vagelier at Sep 18, 2011,
#31
Quote by vagelier
matt damon was a man full of skillaz,
relaxed with a cig and he chillaz,
but after song 2,
he had shouted 'woohoo',
so he started to work on gorillaz.


Matt Damon? No it wasn't.
It was Damon Albarn
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#32
Well there's this guy called Thom Yorke
His eye makes him look like a dork
Falsetto is bland
But he's in a cool band
Now he's DJing for the catwalk

#33
A great artists, i once asked, show me
And i got a cd that was prone to be
he killed on the charts,
with his spiders from mars
thus let's dance to the songs of our bowie
#34
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Matt Damon? No it wasn't.
It was Damon Albarn

lol you're right. i was watching the whole damon vs kimmel thing and i got confused.
#35
Quote by Scream-Machine
His name is Steve Vai.
He's a grazy guy.
He plays guitar like a God
For that, I envy him a lot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5m8hyRcXQU
Quote by Robchappers
Ha ha love you to dude ;-)

Quote by fearofthemark
10/10 Slater is amazing

Fender Deluxe Roadhouse Strat
Ibanez RG4EXFM1
Washburn D46S
Dunlop Original Crybaby Wah
Fulltone OCD Overdrive
Boss SD-1 Overdrive
MXR M-148 Micro Chorus
Jet City JCA2112RC 20W
#37
With adulation in my cardiac
So incommensurablel
The councils are unanimous
Zavala is just a bit profligate
If paradisiacal
But only due to Omar.


-The mars volta
Quote by denfilade
For a moment I thought velcro shoes were ones with the whole bottom made of velcro

She could walk up your pubes with those

Quote by kannon
this post has aids
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
and 07'ers will always be well-respected members of UG society.
#38
I took the cannonball down to the ocean
Across the desert from sea to shining sea
I rode a ladder that climbs across the nation
Fifty million feet of earth Between the Buried and Me
#39
A guitar, a bass,
Some drums, it's heavy as shit
Thus, Biffy Clyro.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#40
I actually have a poem I wrote in a writing class last year after listening to Deathspell Omega's Fas for the first time.

Leprous Doctrine and Subterranean Hymn:
Singing Mouth of the Abyss.

Dissonant chords ring sinister, shifting, shimmering
Progressions shift like an elusive serpent,
slithering across waves of desert sand,
once grasped becomes only a nightscape
mirage.
Groans echo across the barren plain, tortured laments escaping hoarsely
from a parched throat, growling across hills of reverb, warding off the too-bright light with a blistered, red hand.
Ritual blasting, syncopated rhythm
A web, a lattice, of string plucked
incantations.