Poll: Is the pit married?
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View poll results: Is the pit married?
Married
14 9%
Divorced
1 1%
Widowed
1 1%
Partnered
19 13%
Civil Partnership
2 1%
Single
107 71%
Other
6 4%
Voters: 150.
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#1
I know most of the pit are far too young to be married, but i'm bored and curious
Last edited by rockdude375 at Sep 18, 2011,
#5
I got married just a short while after graduating high school. It's been about 3 years now and we're happy.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#7
Quote by SlayingDragons
I have 4 wives. Weird how they accumulate through the years.


May I borrow one for a week or two?
#8
Engaged.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#9
Quote by rockdude375
May I borrow one for a week or two?


No problem, you'll have to wait for my mate to return one of the ones he borrowed earlier though.
#12
"Thanks, Dad! I'll take it from here! Well, well, well. Now, as your father told you, my name is Matt Foley, and I am a motivational speaker! Before I begin, I want to tell you a little about myself, so you'll know where I'm coming from. First off, I am 35 years old.. I am thrice divorced.. and I live in a van down by the river!"
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#14
Quote by Weaponized
Inb4 single is twice as big as any other option.


gross underestimate
Quote by devourke
I love you bro. I'd totally turn gay for you after that.

November 13th, 2011. Nodincap.

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#16
Quote by rockdude375
If this is a portrait of you, I assume you clicked single?

Widowed.


she...she...she, is sleeping, she will come back, she is sleeping sleeping sleeping sleeping.
#18
Quote by Jon777


From the moment I met her, I knew she was the one.


Did she bring the pillow as well ?
#19
The Pit? Marital status?

Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#20
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Engaged.


i'm so sorry to hear that.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#21
Quote by Jon777


From the moment I met her, I knew she was the one.

Pretty sure that's a guy.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#22
Open relationship/long distance

Basically the closest you can get to being single without fully being single.
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- Yes, My name is actually Terran -
- Not just a Starcraft fan -


Terran > Zerg and Protoss
#23
We don't get tax breaks here if you are married so I'm single nd intend to stay dat way.
Quote by SlinkyBlue


The solution is simple and obvious.

We revolt against ourselves. Mass suicide. The ultimate revolution.
#24
Married and two kids (8 and 5). Damn, life goes quick!
Just because I have some strong opinions doesn't mean I agree with everything I say.
#25
I'm single. Ive been looking for a man for ages.

5'4''
105 pounds
Long brown hair
Green eyes if anybody is wondering. <3
pinga
#27
Quote by Cb4rabid
I'm single. Ive been looking for a man for ages.

5'4''
105 pounds
Long brown hair
Green eyes if anybody is wondering. <3


O hey beb


Single but enjoying it for the moment.
#28
Quote by Cb4rabid
I'm single. Ive been looking for a man for ages.

5'4''
105 pounds
Long brown hair
Green eyes if anybody is wondering. <3

I'm a ruggedly good-looking man

5' 11"
150 lbs
Short Brown Hair
Dark Brown Eyes
10" Length, 6" Girth, Uncut

Looking for a fun and loving partner. What are your measurements?
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#29
Quote by DonGlover
I'm a ruggedly good-looking man

5' 11"
150 lbs
Short Brown Hair
Dark Brown Eyes
10" Length, 6" Girth, Uncut

Looking for a fun and loving partner. What are your measurements?

Oh that sounds fun.

I think my picture explains everything



pinga
#30
Once upon a time I asked a beautiful princess "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "No."

So I lived happily ever after and rode my motorcycle and ****ed skinny big titted broads and hunted and went to naked bars and dated women half my age and drank wiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid alimony and ate pussies and ass-****ed nuns and kept my house and guns and all my friends and family thought I was ****in cool as hell and I leave the toilet seat up.... The End
#33
Quote by Afroboy267
Anne Hathaway?

No, but I do look a lot like her.

take from what you will from that.
pinga
#34
Quote by Cb4rabid
No, but I do look a lot like her.

take from what you will from that.

You skinned her alive and dance around in it, Ed Gein style?

Sounds sexy.
#35
Single and it's getting really ****ing boring.
Quote by Twist of fate
Once upon a time I asked a beautiful princess "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "No."

So I lived happily ever after and rode my motorcycle and ****ed skinny big titted broads and hunted and went to naked bars and dated women half my age and drank wiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid alimony and ate pussies and ass-****ed nuns and kept my house and guns and all my friends and family thought I was ****in cool as hell and I leave the toilet seat up.... The End

Okay that made it better.
#36
Quote by Weaponized
Inb4 single is twice as big as any other option.

Only twice as big?
You give this place far too much credit.
#38
Quote by theogonia777
i'm so sorry to hear that.

The funny thing is when I go to parties, people insist upon telling every woman who comes over to talk to me that I'm engaged. And I'm like... Damn man, I'm not trynna sleep with these girls, but I like the attention.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
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