#1
Chocolate chip cookies? Will your lower stomach area get bigger?

Cause I'm on day three, and my lower intestine have this "full" pain. It feels like the cookies are getting stuck down there and just expanding.
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#2
you get fat
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Try it and report back to us.
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Chocolate chip cookies?


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Chocolate chip cookies? Will your lower stomach area get bigger?

Cause I'm on day three, and my lower intestine have this "full" pain. It feels like the cookies are getting stuck down there and just expanding.


If you put bread in water, it expands. Back in the day, prisoners would get bread and water for lunch and that would be it. It fills you up fast. Cookies will have a similar effect.
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#18
If you keep it up, you'll be involved in a freak yachting accident and suffer a mild scrape to your left forearm. Now don't say I didn't warn you.
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#19
Are you eating only cookies, or cookies and other food? Are the cookies fresh, or did you buy them at a store? Crispy, chewy, or soft? Would you classify the chocolate as chips or chunks? did the chocolate retain its original shape during baking, or did they melt and meld into the batter?
#23
As a man who loves chocolate chip cookies and chocolate more than any other food, I can assure you that it is a good idea. If you eat 10 cookies every day for a month, you will be living life the way it should be lived.