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Finding sustainable food
100 68%
Reestablishing a functioning government
5 3%
Sex for babies
19 13%
Preserving the knowledge of mankind
14 10%
Making GbAdimDb5m7 as the new god
8 5%
Voters: 146.
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#1
Which task would you assign the highest priority?

Inb4 people telling me I stole it off some TV show.
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#2
Finding food and shelter obviously. Then maybe get some mutant hookers.
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#5
Longchord for god!
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#6
All hail the almighty GbAdimDb5m7!
Tell me who's that writin'...
#7
I'm all for sex!
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#8
Why does this have to be in a post-apocalyptic world

Have sex with longchords mother

This is my new task from now on
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#9
Food obviously.
Then building and establishing a community and town/collection of shelters with a wall around it and assigned roles to inhabitants.
#10
Quote by slash_GNR666
Why does this have to be in a post-apocalyptic world

Have sex with longchords mother

This is my new task from now on

Don't you touch my wife I'll kill you.
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#11
The three priorities are: food/water, shelter and sex with dead/mutated celebrities.
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#12
food first and why would I make you a god ?
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#14
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food first and why would I make you a god ?

Ask yourself this, who has always been there for you when you needed him?
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#15
sex for sex?


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Ask yourself this, who has always been there for you when you needed him?

him?

my parents... father, mother; man, woman. no fictional character involved.

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Don't you touch my wife I'll kill you.

your mother is your wife? isn't that incest?
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I think the male ones have dicks, Im not sure though.

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Last edited by Intricacy13 at Sep 19, 2011,
#16
Quote by Intricacy13
sex for sex?


him?

my parents... father, mother; man, woman. no fictional character involved.

But I'm real, you want some pics?

They'll be nude.
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#17
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Don't you touch my wife I'll kill you.


I had your wife last week.....

Task complete

Probably search for food then
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#18
Quote by slash_GNR666
I had your wife last week.....

Task complete

Probably search for food then

I had your uncle.

He was terrible.
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#19
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But I'm real, you want some pics?

They'll be nude.

er.. nty, but check the edit plox.
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I think the male ones have dicks, Im not sure though.

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ah screw you lol

#20
Quote by Intricacy13
er.. nty, but check the edit plox.

You sure?

I'll do it just in case, PM me your email.

And yes it is but who cares?

Incest for all.
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#21
From most to least: Food, sex, deity.

Food is obvious, sex would be silly not to do and a government will form without any effort so it doesn't need to be on the list.

And we don't need to be smart.
#22
1. Food. We need food to live.

2. Reestablishing government/leadership. By this I mean, making towns, communities, assigning specific roles to people, helping each other out, etc.

3. Sex and preserving the knowledge of mankind. No need to explain here.
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You have feet in your shoes,
You can steer yourself,
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You're on your own,
And you know what you know,
And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go."

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#24
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Definitely preserve the knowledge.


? What if you starve to death before you have a chance to do that?
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#25
Checking to see if SatNav still works, it should I think.


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#27
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I don't think they did a very good job of apocalypsing us if there's still people alive

Also when did chords come back?

Who?

Today.
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#28
I said preserving knowledge, but I would accept any answer except procreation.


Also, welcome back Jew Chords!
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#30
Statistically, probably being dead.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


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Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#31
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GbAdimDb5m7? I don't know about that.

Jew chords on the other hand...

I should just get a username change to Jew chords it will be much easier.

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I said preserving knowledge, but I would accept any answer except procreation.


Also, welcome back Jew Chords!

I was looking for that word but I didn't know how to spell it

Thanks
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#32
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Who?

Today.

Whoever/whatever it was that caused the apocalypse... I thought an apocalypse meant the end of all life

Welcome back I guess...
#34
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Escape the vault.


This.

Hopefully I can find my father before it's too late.
#35
Quote by LRCGUITAR
Whoever/whatever it was that caused the apocalypse... I thought an apocalypse meant the end of all life

Welcome back I guess...

Well it's supposed to, but I guess you can still survive right?
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#37
food, water and shelter ofc. Can't survive without those.
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#38
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From most to least: Food, sex, deity.

Food is obvious, sex would be silly not to do and a government will form without any effort so it doesn't need to be on the list.

And we don't need to be smart.


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#40
finding this soundtrack:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLvsmho1lGA

after that i can take on anything the apocalypse throws at me.
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