#1
Imagine a future where you can go on holiday to the past. Where (and when) would you visit, and why?

The Time Travel Agency have some rules though

1) Obviously no changing anything in the past, no going back to kill/help Hitler or invest in Microsoft or anything.
2) The Technology only allows you to travel backwards in Time, not forwards, that'd be ridiculous.
3) You're only there as an observer, but you can have some limited interaction (the technology stops you changing anything significant using, err, magic) like talking to people, eating their food, etc.
4) Don't worry about diseases or language barriers, along with the magic time travel they also have magic vaccines and translator thingamajiggers.
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#3
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Back to before i booked this shit holiday.

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#5
Ancient Rome, revolutionary France, Renaissance Florence/Naples or pre-Columbian America. And probably loads more.
#6
If it can't go forwards how can you get back to your own time?

I'd probably wanna check out the Cuban Revolution or the Spanish Civil War.
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#7
Dinosaurland.
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#8
My conception. It must have been immaculate.
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If it can't go forwards how can you get back to your own time?

I'd probably wanna check out the Cuban Revolution or the Spanish Civil War.


You can return to t=0, you can't go t=t+x, only t=t-x


I have no idea what time I'd travel to. 60's/70's maybe for the cars...

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#10
I'd like to go back to the time when Dinosaurs were still in zoos.


Or like someone above me said, Renaissance Firenze. Oh, and the Battle of Waterloo.
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translator thingamajiggers.

Babel fish?

Moses coming down with the ten commandments, and Jimi Hendrix playing Monterey.

Edit: And any time were I can see prehistoric life, like Paraceratherium or some other crazy shit.
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Babel fish?

Moses coming down with the ten commandments, and Jimi Hendrix playing Monterey.

They both happened the same week!
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#15
1985

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#17
Some people to meet:

Sophocles, Homer, Moses, Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Jesus, St Paul, Julius Caesar, Marcus Aurelius, Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Newton, Swift, Hume, Kant, Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Jefferson, Keats, Nietzsche, Tolstoy, Dostoyevsky, Darwin, Marx, J.S. Mill, Queen Victoria, Joyce, Hitler, Churchill, Stalin, Orwell, Sartre, Lennon, Picasso, Kubrick...

So many gigs to see:

Robert Johnson in the 1920s
Django Reinhardt in the 1930s/40s
Charlie Parker in the 1940s
The Quintet at Massey Hall, Toronto in 1953
Newport Jazz Festival, Rhode Island in 1956 (Duke Ellington) and '58 (Louis Armstrong)
Miles Davis, John Coltrane, etc. in New York City in 1958-60
Bob Dylan at the Newport Folk Festival in 1963
The Beatles at the Cavern Club in Liverpool in 1963
Haight-Ashbury, San Francisco in 1965
London in 1966
The 14 Hour Technicolour Dream in London in 1967
Monterey Pop Festival, California in 1967
Woodstock in 1969
Laurel Canyon, Los Angeles in 1970-1
Led Zeppelin at Madison Square Garden, New York City in 1973
Queen at Wembley Stadium in 1986
Nirvana at Reading in 1992
The White Stripes in Blackpool in 2004
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2) The Technology only allows you to travel backwards in Time, not forwards, that'd be ridiculous.

Pffft, noobs. I have a time machine at home that only goes forwards at regular speed.


it may be a cardboard box that I wrote "time machine" on in Sharpie

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#19
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You can return to t=0, you can't go t=t+x, only t=t-x


I have no idea what time I'd travel to. 60's/70's maybe for the cars...


Out of all existence on Earth ever you'd go back 40 years..?
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#20
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Out of all existence on Earth ever you'd go back 40 years..?

Well it's not like the travel agency's going to shut down right after you make the trip.
#21
I'd go back to before Jackal's generation made STDs a thing.
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#22
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2) The Technology only allows you to travel backwards in Time, not forwards, that'd be ridiculous.


This is a funny sentence.

I would go around the middle ages trying to find some lesbian enema orgies.
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#23
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I'd go back to before Jackal made STD's a thing.


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#24
Go and check out the Dinosaurs..big time.

Check out the Egyptians.

See woodstock.

1800 London

Renaissance

Doors concert

Romans

Ancient Greece

Pokemon.
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#25
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Go and check out the Dinosaurs..big time.

Check out the Egyptians.

See woodstock.

1800 London

Renaissance

Doors concert

Romans

Ancient Greece

Pokemon.


Sorry bro but one of these wasn't real...


Everyone knows the dinosaur thing is false.
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
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#26
back to the Hadean Eon, after the Earth has cooled but before life begin.
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