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#4
And on a day several weeks from now Dreadnought will post on the forums one final time, warning of the dangers and contagion of homosexuality in military combat units.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#5
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And on a day several weeks from now Dreadnought will post on the forums one final time, warning of the dangers and contagion of homosexuality in military combat units.

Before he himself succumbs to teh gay?
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#8
The Pentagon are stupid.

"certified that allowing openly gay service members will not undermine the effectiveness of the military or its recruiting" NO SHIT??
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#9
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Before he himself succumbs to teh gay?

No. He'll escape into the Afghan wilderness, living off the land for a time, before being taken into a village. As the US military turns gay, civil war will rage, and Dready will be wounded in the conflict, probably in a last ditch effort to rid Afghanistan of the then gay American invaders. He would be taken back to the village, nursed back to health by the natives.
He'll marry again, probably with multiple wives, and for several decades he will stay there, biding his time, planning. One day in the future he will leave his family in a big to make a heroic return to America, the land he grew up in, to find the family he left behind. In an epic journey he will cross several continents before being reunited with his original wife, who IIRC is English and therefore immune to the gay virus.

Then it'll be turned into one of those feel-good-about-a-tragedy-cashcow-movie's, and all the big movie producers can fuck off because i've got this shit covered!
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#11
The fact that this took so long proves that we're not living in an evolved society at all at the moment.
#12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3icDB3kRKPg

"Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they insist on being placed at the captains table, they get up late, they nudge people whilst their shooting, they muck ABOUT! Imagine...the fear, of knowing you have a gay man on board a boat. When you retire at night you think to yourself, god will I wake up and find everyone dead? You can't run a ship like that"
#14
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Don't care

So don't post, dumbass.


Great news, except i thought it was already official
Stoopid beaurocracy.
#15
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So don't post, dumbass.


Great news, except i thought it was already official
Stoopid beaurocracy.



You high?
#17
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#18
I think this is a really bad plan. Only democrats could have made it. If two guys in the army get involved it will really mess up their judgement in battle situations. The army is not about love, it is about killing bad guys. How can you do that if you are afraid that your gayfriend gets a bullet in the ass or worse.

Also what if one of these gay dudes is in love with a normal heterosexual soldier? They spend day and night together so trouble will come from this.

We also don't want aids to spread trough are ranks. How can we go to war if our soldiers are dying from a disease?

Only a black president could have come up with this.
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#19
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I think this is a really bad plan. Only democrats could have made it. If two guys in the army get involved it will really mess up their judgement in battle situations. The army is not about love, it is about killing bad guys. How can you do that if you are afraid that your gayfriend gets a bullet in the ass or worse.

Also what if one of these gay dudes is in love with a normal heterosexual soldier? They spend day and night together so trouble will come from this.

We also don't want aids to spread trough are ranks. How can we go to war if our soldiers are dying from a disease?

Only a black president could have come up with this.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes

Even though you are trolling
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#22
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Uhm...no. should i be?

what a stupid question, OF COURSE YOU SHOULD BE.
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#23
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The fact that this took so long proves that we're not living in an evolved society at all at the moment.

Stop the ****ing presses.

Now let us give blood for ****'s sake.
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#24
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Stop the ****ing presses.

Now let us give blood for ****'s sake.

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#26
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does this mean you can rejoin the military, don?

Nope, too old. It was never meant to be.
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#27
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does this mean you can rejoin the military, don?

I've been awaiting this moment since me and the general got caught in the closet.
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#28
Fabulous.
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#29
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I've been awaiting this moment since me and the general got caught in the closet.

I'm sure all privates got debriefed that day.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#30
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I've been awaiting this moment since me and the general got caught in the closet.


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#31
There was nothing gentle about it.
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#32
I suppose I support this, but I'm going to start a shit storm anyway.

If openly gay men can serve in frontline combat, why can't women? The only valid argument I've heard against physically capable women serving on frontline duty is that emotional and sexual relationships tend to mess with a soldier's training and ability to think logically.

If that is the case, how is it any different than allowing men who may become sexually attracted to each other to fight on the front lines?
#35
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There was nothing gentle about it.



On a separate note, and being someone in the military, I don't think it matters much.
Fairly conservative (not necessarily politically) gays work just FINE in the military, regardless of branch or job title. And that's why I think conservative gays will thrive in the military regardless of sexual orientation.
Super outgoing flaming gay people will prob be met with some resistance, tbh. Which isn't to be unexpected. There's a lot of discipline needed to function as a key team player that can directly effect whether or not people live or die.
Thats not a gay bashing statement btw, its just that SUPER flaming gay guys are male equivalent to the dittsy girl that twirls her gum and think they're like SOOOOOO hot.
I'll take a competent gay man/woman over some straight dumbass "I'm not changing for no military" douchebag/bitch ANY day.
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#37
I watched on CNN earlier how some gays are having trouble getting back in. I understand if the government is cutting back on military funding (yea right) but I think it's unfair if they can't get back in and some openly gay man who has never served can.
#38
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#39
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I watched on CNN earlier how some gays are having trouble getting back in. I understand if the government is cutting back on military funding (yea right) but I think it's unfair if they can't get back in and some openly gay man who has never served can.

It's tough for ANYONE to get in right now. Especially cushier branches like the AF and CG.
Think about it, USA is in one of the higher unemployment rates in history. People need and want guaranteed paycheck not to mention education and medical benifits for their loved ones. US military does all of these in spades.
So with the overflow of people applying, of course there's gonna be people turned away. Makes more sense to just re-enlist people with experience to save money and the trouble of training so many newbs.
#40
Why is it that when I searched this didn't come up prompting me to make my own thread on the subject?

Gah.

Either way, it's excellent.
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