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#1
well its in the name.

i was thinking what will i have to do if i saw an alien. i thought and thought.........dunno.
#2
**** it
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#3
Go ass to mouth for it, honestly.
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#4
Anal probe it.
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#7
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Teach it to to play guitar.


what if its alien who is trying to take over the world. or he attacks you with the guitar
#9
Take a terribly shaky video with a camera from 1967 and then send it to Fox News and claim we need to secure Earth's borders.
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#11
I'd travel round with it in it's Tardis.
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#12
Quote by lildudenikki
well its in the name.

i was thinking what will i have to do if i saw an alien. i thought and thought.........dunno.

If you want to see an alien, you just have to look in the mirror.
"You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore"
#13
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If you want to see an alien, you just have to look in the mirror.


LOL
#14
Well, as a human being, I can imagine that my first reaction would be to shoot it, and then dissect it to see what makes it work.
#15
Quote by lildudenikki
LOL


I'm a bit curious. How do you see an alien? I mean, what do you think one looks like?
Like something out of doctor who?
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#16
idprobably freak out a bit and hopefully ill get back to my senses to quick enough to not make an idiot out of myself

id probably show them my moleskine which has drawings, music notes, plans,schematics,and other stuff which i think the alien would find interesting abuot humans...asuming its not going to kill me
#17
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#18
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I think I'm the only one that got that

I got it. But I did not find it funny, Satchmo.
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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#19
i would poop.


serious answer:i might freak and assume it was there to kill me and/or probe my a**. i would probably run regardless of the situation.
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#20
name it Paul
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#21
Quote by StewieSwan
Get evidence

Do you think you'd be taken seriously? If someone saw an alien and took a load of good quality pictures of it, the person would still be treated like a nut by most people, just because that's the way the media will treat it.
#22
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Do you think you'd be taken seriously? If someone saw an alien and took a load of good quality pictures of it, the person would still be treated like a nut by most people, just because that's the way the media will treat it.



f*ck that. science is conclusive godammit.
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#23
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name it Paul


No, name it Steve. It's a pretty name. (that's from the movie "over the hedge").
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#24
I would follow this to a T:

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#25
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f*ck that. science is conclusive godammit.

Doesn't matter, anyone who says they've seen an alien, or an alien spaceship or anything like that will instantly fall victim to ridicule from a lot of society. It's not right but that's how things are what with the media and such.

It would most likley never be reported widely, there was a ufo over china a couple of years ago, some good pictures were taken but it was never reported much. Probably a secret millitary aircraft or something but it was very visible, but that wasn't talked about much. Then that 'mirage' which was clearly not a mirage of any kind or something resembling any mirage in history wasn't paid much attention. The media has the agenda to uphold, and things like UFOs, aliens are not going to get anything but idiotic bad jokes made about them on the mainstream media.
#27
I would tell them that Australia has a very strict immigration policy so they better F*CK OFF.
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#28
ask it if it wanted to buy some old nazi crap off me that i got from my dead grandfather... then i would tell it that it probably needs a new amp.
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#30
If I saw an alian, i Will stand by its side ,saying ,"hey ,dude,it's time to go home.Earth is not suitable for you."
#31
if you were traveling between times time wouldnt exist for you. which would mean you wouldnt exist. therefore we might send robots or sentinels into the past to view it. hence, UFO's
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#32
Quote by lildudenikki
what evidence?



It depends on the nature of the encounter hurrr


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Do you think you'd be taken seriously? If someone saw an alien and took a load of good quality pictures of it, the person would still be treated like a nut by most people, just because that's the way the media will treat it.



Obviously pictures aren't good enough evidence. Oh and fuck off with the 'MIANTSTREEM MEDIA SUX FUK DA GOVAMENT' crap for once.
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#33
Quote by StewieSwan
It depends on the nature of the encounter hurrr


Obviously pictures aren't good enough evidence. Oh and fuck off with the 'MIANTSTREEM MEDIA SUX FUK DA GOVAMENT' crap for once.

It's more likley you'd be able to get some pictures as evidence than anything else isn't it? And i'm right, the media wouldn't take it seriously regardless of how credible it really is.
#34
try to communicate with it, take him for a walk, and plead for him to get me off this ass of a planet
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#36
Masturbate, look it in the eyes and whisper, "This is for you."
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#38
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**** it


Than people would be like "there he goes. Homeboy ****ed a martian once."
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