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#1
The last anti-humour thread was 3 months ago, so it's time to start again.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.


Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.


PS. Bonus points for explaining why Anti-humour is funny!
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#2
what is this... i don't even
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#4
tired subject. sorry.

Edit: how about some actual humor?
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#5
What's brown and sticky?

Anal
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#6
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bry0n
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#9
There's a Jew, a black man and a homosexual standing at a bar.

What a fine example of an integrated community.
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#11
The classic is a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"

The Horse says "I just found out I have cancer".
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#12
I saw anti humour as the thread title. I would of preferred some uncle humour to be honest
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#13
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.
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#14
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I saw anti humour as the thread title. I would of preferred some uncle humour to be honest

Stellar.
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Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#15
"Doctor, Doctor! I had a dream I was eating a marshmallow and when I woke up my pillow was gone!"

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#16
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I saw anti humour as the thread title. I would of preferred some uncle humour to be honest



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#17
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? The pilot.

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#18
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What do you get when you cross Adele and a cheesecake? No cheesecake.

What do you call a fat computer?

A Dell.
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#20
Knock Knock
Whos there
John
Ok ill let you in.

But there was no one at the door. John has serious psychological issues, and will die alone.
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#22
Where did the black jew sit in the gas chambers?


Were all the otherwhite, jews were, because in hitlers eyes, they were all as inferior as eachother.
#23
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Where did the black jew sit in the gas chambers?


Were all the otherwhite, jews were, because in hitlers eyes, they were all as inferior as eachother.

...what?
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#24
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...what?


Were did the black jews sit while in the gas chambers?

Whereever, because, in hitlers eyes, blacks and jews are equally inferior, and neither is better or worse.
#25
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Where did the black jew sit in the gas chambers?


Were all the otherwhite, jews were, because in hitlers eyes, they were all as inferior as eachother.

Black jews?

Where?
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#27
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Immigration. We're detaining you and your husband for illegally entering the country. You'll be sent back to Guatemala. Since both of your children have citizenship, they'll be given to CPS.
#29
Knock knock
Who's there?
Old thread
Old thread who?
Bump


I read my post in this thread and I was surprised to see that it was only on the 21st of september. Feels like it was a long time ago.
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#30
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What's brown and sticky?

Anal

whats anal and stinky?

brown.
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#32
yay epic necro-bump
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#33
Why was the little boy sad?


He had a frog stapled to his face.


Why did the little girl fall off the swing?


She had vertigo.
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#35
Why do I hate this thread?
Because it's full of shit jokes and shit people with a shit sense of humour.
#36
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Why do I hate this thread?
Because it's full of shit jokes and shit people with a shit sense of humour.


I think the joke here is that you insult people and use the word shit every time you post in this thread. That's hilarious
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#37
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#38
Whats green and flies?

Grass, I lied about the flying part.
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#39
Neil Hamburger called. He wants his act back.
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#40
what has a big ass?


oprah.
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