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#1
I went to Burger King for lunch today and got an onion ring in my french fries.
It was the most amazing thing to happen to me. It was better than getting a second girlfriend. It was as if the planets aligned for just this moment to happen.

Has anyone ever experienced anything like this before?
#4
One time I went to pick up my siblings and their friends from school and a mysterious little black kid nobody knew somehow ended up in the back of the van. So kinda.
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#6
I just get onion rings instead of fries. Is that not the best way to get rings of onion?
#7
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One time I went to pick up my siblings and their friends from school and a mysterious little black kid nobody knew somehow ended up in the back of the van. So kinda.

Did you sell the kid? I'm pretty sure there is some easy money there. At least sell the kid back to the parents.
#9
You, my good sir, have obviously never had two kit kats fall out of the vending machine at the same time before.
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#10
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Did you sell the kid? I'm pretty sure there is some easy money there. At least sell the kid back to the parents.


Yeah right, I kept him for myself. He'll be worth a lot more in the future anyway.
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#12
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#13
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This happens like everytime I go to BK

This. It happens to me every freaking time. And I dislike onion rings, so it's quite annoying.
#14
Happens every time. Good thing onion rings are amazing!
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This thread is oddly familiar to me for some reason.
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#16
Every time I get fries from Burger King, I find a burger in my fries, the burger always has onion rings on it. It's pretty incredible.
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#17
Everybody: Somebody just put an onion ring in my BK french fries, I mean I was expecting BK fries, but this!


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#18
Quote by Extra Ordinary
I went to Burger King for lunch today and got an onion ring in my french fries.
It was the most amazing thing to happen to me. It was better than getting a second girlfriend. It was as if the planets aligned for just this moment to happen.

Has anyone ever experienced anything like this before?

If you like onion rings so much why not just order them instead of fries?
#20
I never knew BK had rings.
Now that I have tried their rings, I decided they will never be as great as Harvey's rings.
#21
That happens to me all the time at Sonic... onion ring mixed in with the tater tots.
#22
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I hate onion rings.
That would ruin my day.

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#23
The only thing I hate about onion rings is when you take a bite and accidentally pull the whole onion part out, so all you have left is an empty shell of an onion ring.
#24
Onion rings gross bro
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#25
That happened to me earlier this week actually.
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#26
One time I put a dollar in a vending machine to get a soda, and when I pressed the button to get a soda I quickly changed my mind and clicked the change back button, and ended up getting my dollar back and the soda. Never have I been able to do this again, but it was glorious
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#28
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Onion rings gross bro
You're gross.

Ha! Nailed it!
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One time I put a dollar in a vending machine to get a soda, and when I pressed the button to get a soda I quickly changed my mind and clicked the change back button, and ended up getting my dollar back and the soda. Never have I been able to do this again, but it was glorious

****ing criminals make me sick.
#30
I've ordered fries and had onion rings in it. I've ordered onion rings that had fries in it. It's nothing special. Personally, they have the best of both in my opinion.
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#31
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Ha! Nailed it!

That's what I said last night after I left your mother's room.
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brot pls
#32
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That's what I said last night after I left your mother's room.

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#33
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****ing criminals make me sick.

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And the children first
And the children
#35
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I'll have you know I'm not jelly in the least. As a matter of fact I have half a mind to report you to the proper authorities.
#36
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I'll have you know I'm not jelly in the least. As a matter of fact I have half a mind to report you to the proper authorities.

How about I share some of the goods with you? I'll give you 50 cents and a sip of my delicious orange soda if you don't tell
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#38
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That's what I said last night after I left your mother's room.
Because you put together a new end table for her. Yes I know that.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#39
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Because you put together a new end table for her. Yes I know that.


Then he banged her on it.
#40
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Because you put together a new end table for her. Yes I know that.

And it's the best goddamn table you've ever seen!


And I nailed her on it
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brot pls
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