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#1
Not even burglars.

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UNIVERSITY CITY, Mo. (AP) — Police in the St. Louis suburb of University City say a suspect in a string of burglaries was caught after a homeowner reported finding him frying bacon in her kitchen.

Kenya Ealy says she returned home after an errand and found 36-year-old Damon Petty of St. Louis cooking breakfast.

Ealy says the suspect initially tried to keep her out of the house by trying to hold the front door shut. But Ealy and a friend managed to tackle and subdue the man and call police.

Petty is charged with first-degree burglary. Police are scrutinizing him in connection with other home burglaries.

Petty does not have a listed home telephone number. It’s not immediately clear if he has an attorney.


Stupid criminal thread. Or bacon thread.
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#4
speaking of Bacon:

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#6
I like bacon

but sausages are where it is at

inb4 sausages look like penis....slash likes penis
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I like bacon

but sausages are where it is at

inb4 sausages look like penis....slash likes penis

this.

Bacon is only good when it's nice and soft still but still cooked, none of this rock hard bacon that just crumbles, that's a bunch of bullshit.
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I don't like bacon, I'm not a human.

I just don´t like it

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#15
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That's better.
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#16
Bacon sucks in every way.

The only reedeming factor is flavor and only if you like it. (I on the other hand hate it.)
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Bacon is yummy.

The best food in the world. i love more than anything else.)


Agreed.
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#18
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Agreed.



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#21
Bacon is the best thing in the world.

The only thing that could surpass it is the dish based on it.
#22
Bacon is only good if there is minimal fat on the edges.

For this reason, American bacon is terrible!
#23
I like bacon, but not as much as fanatics on the internet.
I like mine when it's... floppy, though that sounds weird.
I hate crispy bacon.
#24
Not a massive fan of bacon. I guess it's alright if you don't have any better meat.
#25
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I like bacon

but sausages are where it is at

inb4 sausages look like penis....slash likes penis


this.
slash likes penis.


Also, bacon is so shitty.
They soak it in a salt sauce. The people who say **** that are ****ing stupid.
There's also way too much fat, who doesn't want lean meat?
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#27
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Go ask your mother

I just did

She says you don't like bacon but you love the sausage though
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#28
Bacon me no likey. Turkey bacon is alright I guess.
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#29
"No one can resist bacon."

If that is true, wouldn't it be the best perfume?

Well, it does seem to exist:



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#30
Bacon is horrible.
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#31
she's lucky he was just a petty criminal or her bacon would have been fried.
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That made me laugh so much

Also, bacon is the best.
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#36
I can resist it; I don't like pork.
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#37
I have always hated the taste, the smell and the looks of bacon. So yeah, I can "resist" bacon. Also I have become a vegetarian so the chance is 0 that I would eat bacon knowingly.
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#40
The reason some Americans here dislike bacon is because they have the worst bacon in the world.

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