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The primaries are over, now onto the long slog before election night. The campaigns!

Rules for campaigning.

This central thread will be used for users to pose various questions for the candidates.

Each candidate may post 1 thread to give their own platform for election you must pm the link to your thread so i can keep an eye on things/taunt you.

Candidates can hire/bribe/blackmail whoever they like for support but must in their threads follow UGs basic rules.

Use of funny photoshop election posters is encouraged.

Candidates are,

tyler_j
Deliriumbassist
minkaro
Mistress Ibanez
Slacker Babbath
Thrashtastic
Jackal58
Due_07
Mac2322
Craigo

Good luck Gentlemen, Rodent and Lady.
Last edited by Draken at Sep 22, 2011,
#3
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I welcome all questions concerning my manifesto, myself, and biological sciences.

Why are you so fucked up?
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#4
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I welcome all questions concerning my manifesto, myself, and biological sciences.


Are you a hot, passionate, feminist girl like Mistress_Ibanez? If not, you won't get my vote.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#5
Quote by Jackal58
Why are you so fucked up?


From being dropped on my head as a child. That and being skullf*cked by the squeaky turtle.

^No. However, as we share Dutch heritage, I would appreciate your vote as much as I appreciate vlokfeest, kroketten, vla and oversized pancakes cooked with bacon.
Last edited by Deliriumbassist at Sep 22, 2011,
#6
Since I didn't get nominated somehow I'm now announcing I'm avaliable for supporting whichever candiate bribing convincing me to join their campaign.
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#7
Quote by Kensai
Since I didn't get nominated somehow I'm now announcing I'm avaliable for supporting whichever candiate bribing convincing me to join their campaign.


You shall be my Minister of Propaganda. Making up slanderous lie...er, news items about my competition. A job with POWER. And skittles.
#8
I would like to announce the official kick off of the official UG Rubber Ducky Party bid for the presidency of UG.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh85R-S-dh8

Everybody loves rubber duckies.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#9
Kjell you have sufficient haxball abilities, therefore I wont deport you.

I'm the friendliest uger doesn't that count for something? >_>
#10
I'll vote for Jackal58 because I'm resistant to change. I'll volunteer to be the fall man for any of the various scandals he will involve himself in.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
Last edited by JustRooster at Sep 22, 2011,
#11
Quote by Deliriumbassist
You shall be my Minister of Propaganda. Making up slanderous lie...er, news items about my competition. A job with POWER. And skittles.


You will get my vote when it appears that Mistress Ibanez doesn't want to be president.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#13
Quote by JustRooster
I'll vote for Jackal58 because I'm resistant to change. Tax cuts.

I didn't want your vote anyways mr I don't play hax anymore and was an offensive liability anyways. I hope you get shot.

I mean, um, I appreciate the democratic right of voting, free speech, and not culling the population based on internet browser game competency to create a perfect society. >_>

If I win ill post boobies.
#14
Quote by Deliriumbassist
You shall be my Minister of Propaganda. Making up slanderous lie...er, news items about my competition. A job with POWER. And skittles.


What about me?... i know how to torture people with lightsabers!
#15
Quote by Thrashtastic15
I didn't want your vote anyways mr I don't play hax anymore and was an offensive liability anyways. I hope you get shot.

I mean, um, I appreciate the democratic right of voting, free speech, and not culling the population based on internet browser game competency to create a perfect society. >_>

If I win ill post boobies.



I don't vote for martyrs.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#16
Fuck everyone else, thrash is the only one worthy of winning.

BUT GENGHIS, THE OTHER PEOPLE MAKE ME FEEL GOO ABOUT MYSELF! JUST THE OTHER DAY JACKAL SAID I WAS FUNNY!!

You're an awful person and thrash is the only one on that list who will honestly tell you that.

BUT MISTRESS IBANEZ HAS A VAGINA!

Fuck vaginas. Assholes are the way to go.


Thrashtastic15 '11.
#19
Quote by captaincrunk
I will vote for Mistress Ibanez.


Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#20
Quote by The_Casinator
I will be volunteering as an advisor. Trust me, I am a law student. I know how things work.

I'm an engineer. I know how to fuck things up.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#21
Quote by Deliriumbassist
You shall be my Minister of Propaganda. Making up slanderous lie...er, news items about my competition. A job with POWER. And skittles.


I'm very tempted, but I've yet to see that promised naked pic of you. A president that doesn't keep his promises? I've never.

I just noticed that due was on the list. Here's the picture he DOESN'T want you to see!

[IMGhttp://img850.imageshack.us/img850/8535/thrash.png
That just wants me to vote for him more.
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#22
Quote by Jackal58
I'm an engineer. I know how to fuck things up.

I'm an apprentice. I know how to fuck things up worse.

EDIT: Unintentionally.
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
Last edited by izbbass at Sep 22, 2011,
#24
If due 07 allows it, I would like to be his campaign manager.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy
Quote by The_Blode
^ I'm sorry your highness I forgot that I'm subhuman. . .

Quote by ErikLensherr
Normani
Normani
Normies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#25
Quote by MakinLattes
I'm am shocked and appalled at my lack of nomination. I refuse to vote.


this. i would have nominated you, but ten people were already nominated. that doesn't make any sense to do it like that. it should be whatever ten people get the most nominations, not the first to get two.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#27
Convince me to vote for you, try your best.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


Free Jani92jani

Free Will Swanson
#29
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Convince me to vote for you, try your best.


vote for me and i'll give you an in depth log of my trips to the bathroom for the next week.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#34
I support deliriumbassist.
Quote by Boonnoo666
Another factor that has grown this myth is a bunch of opinionated guys who really don't know what they're talking about, which to be brutally honest is a bunch of you guys on here.
#35
Thrash all the way!
Hull City A.F.C

Quote by Thrashtastic15
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#36
Quote by captaincrunk
I will vote for Mistress Ibanez.


Quote by Neo Evil11




Mistress_Ibanez FTW!
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Fender Standard Telecaster HH Black (SH-5/'59)
-Fender Standard Stratocaster HH White (Nazgul/'59)
-Austin Guitars Les Paul Goldtop Copy (Distortion/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+
-Peavey Stereo Chorus 2x12 Combo
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo
-Marshall MX2x12 Cabinet


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
#37
Minkaro 4 Prezidant.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#38
Quote by MusicMan24


Mistress_Ibanez FTW!


We should start campaining. Is she aware yet that we voted her in?
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#39
^
We should. I'm not sure
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Fender Standard Telecaster HH Black (SH-5/'59)
-Fender Standard Stratocaster HH White (Nazgul/'59)
-Austin Guitars Les Paul Goldtop Copy (Distortion/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+
-Peavey Stereo Chorus 2x12 Combo
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo
-Marshall MX2x12 Cabinet


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...