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Ladies and gents, it is time to vote for the UG Presidential Election yet again

First off, I would like the thank Jackal58 for a great term I am glad to have voted for him and have him serve us

Now it is time for another elder to represent us! Slacker is wise! If you have a question on Biblical history, he is your candidate! If you want to see fine paintings, he is your candidate! If you want to see The Pit step into new territory of fucking awesomeness, he is your candidate!

Vote SlackerBabbath, and together the next year of The Pit will make you laugh, cry, and hurl
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Snake?

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#4
Tell me, what does this "president" do?

What did Jackal do? How the hell did he "serve us"

UG was no different to how it has been for 8 years
#5
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#6
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So he couldn't even be bothered to make his own thread? A do nothing candidate doesn't bode well.

Exactly what I was thinking. He's probably busy getting his adult diapers changed.
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#7
Quote by sam b
Tell me, what does this "president" do?

What did Jackal do? How the hell did he "serve us"

UG was no different to how it has been for 8 years

I too would like to know this....
#8

SILENCE
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#9
Quote by sam b
Tell me, what does this "president" do?

What did Jackal do? How the hell did he "serve us"

UG was no different to how it has been for 8 years

It was worse under Jackal's reign, he has ushered in an era of tyranny, adbots, and economic and social depression.

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So he couldn't even be bothered to make his own thread? A do nothing candidate doesn't bode well.

It shows that he can dictate well.
#10
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I too would like to know this....

I'm thinking it's just some lame e-ego boost
#12
Quote by sam b
Tell me, what does this "president" do?

What did Jackal do? How the hell did he "serve us"

UG was no different to how it has been for 8 years

Mhm.
#13
Quote by sam b
Tell me, what does this "president" do?

What did Jackal do? How the hell did he "serve us"

UG was no different to how it has been for 8 years

Um... it's for fun...
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


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#14
Quote by sam b
I'm thinking it's just some lame e-ego boost


For me yes i just copy paste some old rules and get monkeys to amuse me with silly photoshops and insane rants.
#15
Quote by Deliriumbassist
It's just a bit of fun, you mardy bastards.

This. Christ, people take these things too seriously.
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#17
Quote by sam b
Tell me, what does this "president" do?

What did Jackal do? How the hell did he "serve us"

UG was no different to how it has been for 8 years

You serious? When I was president I made a difference. I built roads, acveducts, introduced pitmonkeys to basic levels of hygiene and made the bands & artists forum the capital of UG, which was kind of my mistake. The other forums saw this as an opportunity and tried seizing control of the pit, which was now so far away from the capital. In the end, the pit stayed under my control, but it was never the same place of enlightment as it once was. Like today, it's devoid of any intellectual debate and reason.
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#18
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You serious? When I was president I made a difference. I built roads, acveducts, introduced pitmonkeys to basic levels of hygiene and made the bands & artists forum the capital of UG, which was kind of my mistake. The other forums saw this as an opportunity and tried seizing control of the pit, which was now so far away from the capital. In the end, the pit stayed under my control, but it was never the same place of enlightment as it once was. Like today, it's devoid of any intellectual debate and reason.

I see no roads or acveducts (whatever that is)
#22
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I see no roads or acveducts (whatever that is)

Most of them were torn down by packs of metalheads.

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You were "president"?


Pretty sure I was atleast one year. I had glorious campaign pictures:

http://s140.photobucket.com/albums/r8/kjell418/Campaign/

Yes, I didn't have much to do back then.
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#23
Quote by sam b
UG was no different to how it has been for 8 years


This is exactly why we need SlackerBabbath as president.
#26
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You're welcome on behalf of the Delirious Rapist campaign.


The catwoman one is so bad


That one's my favourite

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I have absolutely nothing to say to this

People often get speechless around me
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#27
Quote by Kensai

People often get speechless around me

I had wondered if you had chloroform in Sweden.


One of your pictures should have been your face on this

#29
We may be able to get ahold of a picture of opponent due 07 holding a sign saying "Vote for SlackerBabbath"
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#32
SlackerBabbath was born on June 21, 1966, on that same day Opposition leader Arthur Calwell is shot after attending a political meeting in Mosman, Sydney, Australia. Is this a coincidence? I think not. A vote for Slacker is a vote for death.

Vote due 07 2011
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#34
Quote by StewieSwan
He's got my vote.

Didn't he make you a deist?
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#36
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
Didn't he make you a deist?



No? I've been an atheist for years.
Check out my band Disturbed
#37
Oh, my bad. I saw someone's sig with a quote from someone telling Slacker that he made him/her into a deist, I could have sworn it was your name but I guess not.
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#38


Do the Due!
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#39
Anyone remember that thread linking to a website that tests your knowledge of the Bible? Then someone said Slacker would correct the test as a joke, but then he actually did!?!?
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


MUSIC THEORY LINK
#40
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
Oh, my bad. I saw someone's sig with a quote from someone telling Slacker that he made him/her into a deist, I could have sworn it was your name but I guess not.



OH! I know what you're thinking of. He did some godly ownage on some moron, and I said he turned me into a deist because of it.
Check out my band Disturbed
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